{"id":2846,"date":"2011-01-24T07:00:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=2846"},"modified":"2015-11-16T23:25:41","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T04:25:41","slug":"i-feel-so-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2011\/01\/24\/i-feel-so-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel so moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p style=\"text-align: center;\">what the hell is planet aid<\/p>\n<p>what is the process of wearing my shoes<\/p>\n<p>is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3<\/p>\n<p>what time does snappy\u2019s close<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">very short cut porno 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