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This is what I\u2019ve been trying to tell you.\u00a0 You are not getting nearly\u00a0enough chicken fat, beets, or fish jelly\u00a0in your diet.\u00a0 Or tzimmes (which sounds delicious, but is basically a bunch of strangled\u00a0root\u00a0vegetables\u00a0with hot prunes).\u00a0 Yes, gentiles, if you ate more food that looked like this: you wouldn\u2019t need this: Found in my local […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8,13],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-morons","tag-the-jooooooos"],"yoast_head":"\n
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