{"id":5664,"date":"2011-10-31T11:44:10","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T15:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=5664"},"modified":"2015-11-16T22:14:35","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T03:14:35","slug":"i-want-to-turn-into-a-dog-but-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2011\/10\/31\/i-want-to-turn-into-a-dog-but-how\/","title":{"rendered":"i want to turn into a dog, but how?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>
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I\u2019m a pastor\u2019s wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.Was George Washington brilliant or lucky?\n<\/div>\n
Why do fat women like Tweety Bird?<\/div>\n
I have to sit down blob.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
You don\u2019t want to be in my shoe, my shoe.<\/div>\n
Stallone in the dark;<\/div>\n
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Planet tushy.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Beer is sabotaging my fat loss.<\/div>\n
I\u2019ll claw your eyes out.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
\u00a0God, God, God, else but God:<\/div>\n
Accidentally whole bottle.<\/div>\n
How to reply when your answer is stupid?<\/div>\n
How to make gargoyle feet?<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Knock knock. Who\u2019s there? \u00a0Never.<\/div>\n
Victorian cats;<\/div>\n
Buboes.<\/div>\n
Get down, down, down; sit on the premium.<\/div>\n
Superman unclothes<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Are there any non-dorky homeschooling parents?<\/div>\n
Simcha Fisher gun-wielding butt.support+wife\u2019s+stupid+ideas:\n<\/div>\n
Lori Petty theme.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Disney penis,<\/div>\n
Outrageous mustache,<\/div>\n
Simcha dog hero.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Danielle feral,<\/div>\n
Awful teeth,<\/div>\n
Joke meningitis joke.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Big fig newton,<\/div>\n
X-ray monkey,<\/div>\n
\u201cWonky tonky\u201d meaning.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Kosher condomes for ivf;<\/div>\n
Mamamamamamamamamamamamamama.<\/div>\n
How is being told your butt is abig a complement to a girl?<\/div>\n
He is a chubby man.<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Simcha Fisher<\/div>\n
Modesty debate.<\/div>\n
I will make you fishers of pants.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I\u2019m a pastor\u2019s wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.Was George Washington brilliant or lucky? Why do fat women like Tweety Bird? I have to sit down blob. . You don\u2019t want to be in my shoe, my shoe. Stallone in the dark; Planet tushy. . Beer is sabotaging my fat loss. I\u2019ll claw your eyes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[153],"class_list":["post-5664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-search-terms-poetry"],"yoast_head":"\ni want to turn into a dog, but how?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I'm a pastor's wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.Was George Washington brilliant or lucky? Why do fat women like Tweety Bird? 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