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Fifteen years of painstaking research, my friends, and now I\u2019m sharing it with you!<\/a><\/p>\n

Also, may I just say that probably my favorite part of the day is when someone who thinks NFP is evil tells me that I\u2019m not open to life, and I can\u2019t answer them right away because I\u2019m nursing the baby, and one kid is giving me dandelions, and the other one is sitting on my head because she just likes it up there.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"