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I can\u2019t tell you how delighted I am to announce that my husband\u2019s new job includes his very own weekly newspaper column! \u00a0Some of his favorites will be reprinted on his blog. \u00a0Today, you can find out why I married him: \u00a0 because no other man can write about The Ratpocalypse quite like this. ***swoon***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[124],"class_list":["post-9359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-over-the-edge"],"yoast_head":"\n
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