How can Mitt Romney recall childhood memories of Detroitâs Golden Jubilee? That event, a celebration of the 50th anniversary of the American automobile, took place June 1, 1946 â âfully nine months before Romney was born.â
David Barton offers one explanation. âBiblically,â the fraudulent non-historian says, âlife begins before conception.â
This may also explain why Barton himself is able to ârememberâ things like what a devout, prayerful Christian Thomas Paine was.
Speaking of Romney, Buzzfeed speculates that his âtrees are the right heightâ line may have been an elliptical Hemingway reference.
The literary reference it called to mind for me was more recent: Woody Allenâs Side Effects. Specifically, it reminded me of his one-act play The Query â an extended riff on a joke attributed to Abraham Lincoln in which the 16th president was asked âHow long do you think a manâs legs should be?â and he replied, âLong enough to reach the ground.â
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Back in the 1990s I remember being puzzled by fundamentalistsâ hatred of The Berenstain Bears. I heard several iterations of the same complaint â that these childrenâs books about talking bears were insufficiently patriarchal. Years later, via Jim Newell at Wonkette, I finally learn the source of this weird objection: Charles Krauthammer.
It seems that back in 1989 the conservative columnist took a break from cheerleading for war and torture to complain that Papa Berenstain was âa wimpâ who does too many chores around the house and fails to keep his woman in line. Mother Bear, Krauthammer said, was the sort of woman he âalways dreamt of drowning.â
Charles Krauthammer dreams of killing women. And cartoon bears fill him with rage.
OK, then.
Somewhat related, from Raw Story: âUpper class people more likely to cheatâ
People from the wealthy upper classes are more likely than poorer folks to break laws while driving, take candy from children and lie for financial gain, said a US study on Monday.
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Phil Plait: Ten tons of pure sodium, dropped into a lake.
(Now it can be told: Senior year of high school, my best friend and I volunteered to help a schoolmate with his Eagle Scout service project. We helped him repair a footbridge at our school that had become shaky due to âerosion.â The truth is that erosion wasnât to blame, and we werenât volunteering out of altruism, but out of penance for a misguided experiment involving a flooded brook and a fist-sized chunk of sodium. Totally worth it.)
A few more things I thought were kind of neat:
- The Dynasphere
- âStuff Emergent Christians Sayâ
- Documentary trailer: Bully
- Wislawa Szymborska: âHard Life With Memoryâ
- AV Club: â17 successful movie adaptations of âunadaptableâ booksâ
- BBC: âOcean trench: Take a dive 11,000m downâ