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</html><description>In the spirit of World Pistachio Day, I invite you to mark the occasion with my own clumsily transparent attempt at crass commercialism in support of something tasty and nutritious. What goes better with pistachios than your very own eBook copy of "The Anti-Christ Handbook"?</description><thumbnail_url>http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/files/2015/02/PistachioDay.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
