1.0slacktivisthttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivistFred Clarkhttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/author/fredclark1/Make Neptune Great Againrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="2Fh6gpogbT"><a href="https://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2017/03/10/make-neptune-great/">Make Neptune Great Again</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2017/03/10/make-neptune-great/embed/#?secret=2Fh6gpogbT" width="600" height="338" title="“Make Neptune Great Again” — slacktivist" data-secret="2Fh6gpogbT" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript">
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You remember Steve Guttenberg in Season 2 of Veronica Mars? He played Woody Goodman, the millionaire with a dark secret who became mayor of Neptune. This is a story about Woody Goodman, but with a different dark secret. And it's not really about Woody, or Neptune. It would make a heck of a TV show, but a lousy reality.http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/files/2017/03/Neptune.jpg