{"id":19020,"date":"2013-11-15T08:59:24","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T13:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=19020"},"modified":"2013-11-14T19:40:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T00:40:02","slug":"7-things-9-oclock-11-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2013\/11\/15\/7-things-9-oclock-11-15\/","title":{"rendered":"7 things @ 9 o&#8217;clock (11.15)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><strong>1.<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthwinsout.org\/news\/2013\/11\/38100\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Evan Hurst says that Ash Beckham is \u201cdelightfu<\/a>l.\u201d Very true. There are two videos at that link, totaling only about 15 minutes. That\u2019s a quarter of an hour well-spent.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> \u201cEven if she got out of politics, my mom is still a Republican, and loves her Fox News, and I\u2019m a good daughter who doesn\u2019t bitch her out about it, too often. We do like to sit on that couch, and have a CC and water. And I never would have thought it would be Phyllis Schlafly who gave us so much to talk about over our drinks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/bizarre-and-vulgar-illustrations-from-illuminated-medie-1456202572\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-19047\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/52\/2013\/11\/WTF-300x295.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"295\"><\/a>That\u2019s Lisa Wines in a long, funny and fascinating piece about \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/time-phyllis-schlafly-incited-riot\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Time Phyllis Schlafly Incited a Riot<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Home-Owners Associations all claim that their strict \u2014 and <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2013\/11\/13\/hoa-fines-homeowner-5k-for-planting-trees-that-are-currently-too-small\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">often bizarre, arbitrary and stupid<\/a> \u2014 rules exist to preserve property values. I think they do the opposite. The more people know about HOAs, their multitude of rules, their nebulous accountability and their weird status as undemocratic quasi-governmental structures, the less likely people are to want to own properties subject to their reign. I would never want to live in a neighborhood subject to an HOA, and would happily pay a premium to avoid them. I think many people feel the same way \u2014 enough that HOAs likely <em>reduce<\/em> and <em>diminish<\/em> property values.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> This post from Ellen Painter Dollar also relates, I think, to the whole recent business about the exclusion of women at Christian conferences: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/ellenpainterdollar\/2013\/11\/how-to-promote-others-yourself-without-driving-people-crazy\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">How to Promote Yourself (&amp; Others) Without Driving People Crazy<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> Mike Warnke may have been a lying swindler who bilked people out of their money by spinning fantasies of his non-existent past as a \u201cSatanic high priest,\u201d but give him credit for this much: He was a gifted story-teller. Warnke had charm, wit, an eye for detail. His put some <em>craft<\/em> into his con. I worry about the next generation of Satanic Panic swindlers. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/swallowed-satan-becoming-gay-nazi-porn-star-witch\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">There\u2019s just no <em>artistry<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Warnke made his fortune by parodying anti-abortion white evangelicals\u2019 fear of Satanic baby-killers. He took what they wanted to believe, embellished it, and fed it back to them. Joseph Sciambra is shrewdly trying to do the same thing by parodying anti-gay white evangelicals\u2019 fears of Satanic Gayness. But while Sciambra seems to understand the <em>con-<\/em> part of being a con-artist, he doesn\u2019t seem willing to work at the <em>artist<\/em> part.<\/p>\n<p>Joseph Sciambra is no Mike Warnke. Heck, he\u2019s not even <em>Bob Larson<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.bread.org\/2013\/11\/quote-of-the-day-dawn-phipps.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Dawn Phipps<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Many people think those of us who need food assistance are nothing but deadbeats and leeches; if we would just put down the bon-bons, get off the couch and get a job, life would be splendid. Ah, there\u2019s a nice fantasy. The truth is that most of us are not deadbeats and leeches. We have jobs. We have families who need to eat. We have children who are wondering when dinner will be ready.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/superflat.typepad.com\/nevermindthebricolage\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Barry Taylor<\/a> shared this video of Eska performing \u201cGatekeeper.\u201d Whistles, whoops and a musical saw provide a vibe that\u2019s not quite like anything I\u2019ve heard before. I like it. And, of course, she had me at \u201cgatekeeper.\u201d<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&#039;Gatekeeper&#039; - Eska \/\/ In The Woods 2012 Barn Sessions\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qdObPNAWANw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Start your day with some Ash Beckham. Phyllis Schlafly has been angry for a very, very long time. How HOAs diminish property values. &#8220;How to Promote Yourself Without Driving People Crazy.&#8221; Mike Warnke&#8217;s heirs are taking the &#8220;artist&#8221; out of con-artist. People who need SNAP are on lounging on the sofa eating bon-bons. A song called &#8220;Gatekeeper&#8221;? 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A former managing editor of Prism magazine, Fred worked in the parachurch nonprofit world for a decade and then for a decade in the newspaper biz. He began blogging in 2002. In 2003 he began writing a review of the best-selling Left Behind series. Eight years later he still hasn\u2019t finished reviewing the second book of that series and the experience has left him a broken shell of a man. Fred knows the difference between the possessive \u201cits\u201d and the contraction \u201cit\u2019s,\u201d and he is acutely bothered when others mistakenly confuse the two, yet he himself just kind of instinctively types the apostrophe whether or not it belongs there. Some feel this is his greatest hypocrisy, but those who know him better know better. He\u2019s guilty of much greater hypocrisies. 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