{"id":19347,"date":"2013-12-03T06:38:35","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T11:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=19347"},"modified":"2013-12-01T18:19:44","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T23:19:44","slug":"6-years-ago-are-you-there-god-its-me-huckabee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2013\/12\/03\/6-years-ago-are-you-there-god-its-me-huckabee\/","title":{"rendered":"6 years ago: Are you there God? it&#8217;s me, Huckabee"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>December 3, 2007, here on slacktivist:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2007\/12\/03\/are-you-there-g\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Are you there God? it\u2019s me, Huckabee<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The creepiest thing about this whole ill-conceived comedy-routine-in-lieu-of-prayer is that it never occurred to Mike Huckabee or to anyone in his audience that if you\u2019ve got God on the telephone, maybe you should ask some questions.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The creepiest thing about this whole ill-conceived comedy-routine-in-lieu-of-prayer is that it never occurred to Mike Huckabee or to anyone in his audience that if you&#8217;ve got God on the telephone, maybe you should ask some questions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":141,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>6 years ago: Are you there God? 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