{"id":31429,"date":"2016-02-26T18:49:41","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T23:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=31429"},"modified":"2016-02-26T18:49:41","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T23:49:41","slug":"the-fruit-salad-of-our-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2016\/02\/26\/the-fruit-salad-of-our-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"The fruit salad of our lives"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/paul-lepage-endorses-donald-trump\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Maine Gov. Paul LePage<\/a> tells us that Donald Trump will do for America what Paul LePage has done for Maine. And <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/christie-endorses-trump\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie<\/a> tells us that Donald Trump will do for America what Donald Trump has done for Atlantic City. LePage and Christie seem to be of the opinion that their support constitutes an \u201cendorsement.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Trump, however, emphatically <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/vicente-fox-no-fucking-wall-live-tv\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">failed to secure the endorsement of Vicente Fox<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/bluenationreview.com\/evangelical-leaders-try-to-guide-their-flocks-away-from-donald-trump\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Max Lucado isn\u2019t impressed with him<\/a> either. (For non-members of the evangelical tribe: Lucado isn\u2019t much of a political guy or a culture-warrior. He\u2019s got the whole yes-but-of-course-we\u2019re-all-Republicans-and-anti-abortion-and-anti-marriage white-evangelical thing, but he\u2019s mainly a devotional and inspirational figure. And\u00a0he\u2019s got a yooge audience.)<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 News item: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/lance-toland-employee-gun-mandate\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Georgia Insurance Agency Requires Employees To Carry Guns At Work<\/a>.\u201d You don\u2019t need a team of actuaries to calculate the likeliest liability risk here.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cThere are a few facts that are pretty clearly on the record, right? Ted Cruz was born in Canada in 1970. The Zodiac murders I believe started in 1968 in California. And the final authenticated Zodiac letter was sent in 1974, as I understand. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/news-politics\/news\/a42288\/is-ted-cruz-the-zodiac-killer\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I\u2019m just saying we shouldn\u2019t rule anything out<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com\/2016\/02\/how-to-excuse-torture\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">NABA NABA Hey!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com\/2016\/02\/how-to-excuse-torture\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-31483\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/52\/2016\/02\/1902waterboarding.jpg\" alt=\"1902waterboarding\" width=\"550\" height=\"317\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(NABA stands for \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2005\/06\/08\/nabobs-of-naba\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Not As Bad As<\/a>\u201d \u2014 a popular rationalization for atrocities and other behavior that we rightly condemn when committed by the Bad Guys, but excuse when committed by us because we\u2019re Not As Bad As them. It\u2019s the popular standard for torture defenders and for those who justify telling lies about Satanic baby-killers, witches, outside agitators, etc.)<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 \u201cHe is an alcoholic, violent, depressed,\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kansas.com\/news\/local\/crime\/article62621992.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the petition for a protection from abuse order said<\/a>, \u201cIt\u2019s my belief he is in desperate need of medical &amp; psychological help.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But\u00a0while the protection order was granted, that had no bearing on the man\u2019s right to be part of our nation\u2019s well-regulated militia, so <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/cedric-ford-kansas-shooting-protective-order\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">he got to keep his assault rifle and automatic pistol<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to refer to that Kansas bloodbath as the \u201clatest mass-shooting,\u201d but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seattletimes.com\/seattle-news\/crime\/officials-investigating-mans-claim-he-shot-4-people-in-belfair\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">that\u2019s no longer true<\/a>. In neither case were the shooters in any way influenced by foreign terrorism \u2014 just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2015\/07\/23\/why-is-it-men-who-commit-mass-shootings\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">the mundane lethal violence of American men toward American women<\/a>, so lawmakers won\u2019t be concerned that there\u2019s anything they need to do to respond to such things.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Here\u2019s some poetry appropriate to this moment in American politics (and a reminder that Adam Driver really needs to star in a Joey Ramone biopic):<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Ramones - Pinhead\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6BBfybCPkjA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump gets two endorsements that won&#8217;t help him and two opponents who won&#8217;t hurt him. Plus: Several stories involving American men aiming guns at American women; the NABA defense of torture; and a plea to cast Adam Driver in a Joey Ramone biopic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":141,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,47,240],"class_list":["post-31429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-guns","tag-torture","tag-trump"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The fruit salad of our lives<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Trump gets two endorsements that won&#039;t help him and two opponents who won&#039;t hurt him. 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A former managing editor of Prism magazine, Fred worked in the parachurch nonprofit world for a decade and then for a decade in the newspaper biz. He began blogging in 2002. In 2003 he began writing a review of the best-selling Left Behind series. Eight years later he still hasn\u2019t finished reviewing the second book of that series and the experience has left him a broken shell of a man. Fred knows the difference between the possessive \u201cits\u201d and the contraction \u201cit\u2019s,\u201d and he is acutely bothered when others mistakenly confuse the two, yet he himself just kind of instinctively types the apostrophe whether or not it belongs there. Some feel this is his greatest hypocrisy, but those who know him better know better. He\u2019s guilty of much greater hypocrisies. 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