{"id":36929,"date":"2018-02-26T18:05:04","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T23:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=36929"},"modified":"2018-02-26T18:05:04","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T23:05:04","slug":"really-believe-id-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2018\/02\/26\/really-believe-id-run\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;I really believe I&#8217;d run in there&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>It works like this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>1.<\/strong> I am a hero because I\u2019m opposed to the imaginary Satanic baby-killers who are, by definition, the greatest evil of our time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>2.<\/strong> This makes me the equivalent (at least) of the heroes of other times who opposed the greatest evils of their day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>3.<\/strong> Therefore, when I read about Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Corrie Ten Boom, Martin Luther King Jr., Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, Anne Hutchinson, Jesus, or Robin Hood, I\u2019m really reading about myself and about what <em>I<\/em> would have done if <em>I<\/em> had been there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>4.<\/strong> And therefore whenever it comes to the <em>actual<\/em> evils and horrors of my time, it stands to reason that I would have heroically prevented them if only I had been there personally.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>5.<\/strong> And therefore \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com\/2018\/02\/donald-trump-charged-school-stopped-assault-rifle-wielding-murderer-bare-hands\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I really believe I\u2019d run in there even if I didn\u2019t have a weapon<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The ability to tell yourself that, and to very nearly convince yourself to <em>believe<\/em> it, is a vital attraction of the Satanic baby-killer mythology and its ethos.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-36932\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/52\/2018\/02\/Darkness.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"398\"><\/p>\n<p>Yes, to outsiders \u2014 to those not playing along, this will make you appear to be a foolish blowhard.<\/p>\n<p>But insiders will agree with you. The others participating in the game will congratulate you on this hypothetical courage and imagined heroism because your self-flattery flatters them too. They will heartily agree that this is what <em>you<\/em> would have done because that strengthens their own fantasy that this is what <em>they<\/em> would have done. They will help you to almost believe it about yourself because doing so helps them to almost believe it about themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Your self-proclaimed moral superiority grants them a vicarious moral superiority of their own, and you all get to praise one another for how splendid you look in these emperor\u2019s new clothes.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It works like this: 1. I am a hero because I\u2019m opposed to the imaginary Satanic baby-killers who are, by definition, the greatest evil of our time. 2. 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