{"id":61699,"date":"2022-11-15T08:22:09","date_gmt":"2022-11-15T13:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=61699"},"modified":"2022-11-15T08:22:09","modified_gmt":"2022-11-15T13:22:09","slug":"11-15-flashback-whatever-happened-to-trump-curing-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2022\/11\/15\/11-15-flashback-whatever-happened-to-trump-curing-cancer\/","title":{"rendered":"11\/15 Flashback: Whatever happened to Trump curing cancer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>From November 15, 2018, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2018\/11\/15\/religious-right-prophets-say-trump-will-cure-cancer\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Religious-right \u2018prophets\u2019 say Trump will cure cancer<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Julie Green went 0-for-2 on Tuesday. The self-proclaimed \u201cprophet\u201d was last seen <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/doug-mastriano-waiting-for-god-loses-party_n_636bf3d2e4b01727bbd421e2\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">dancing at Republican candidate Doug Mastriano\u2019s election-night watch party<\/a>. Green had prophesied that Mastriano was anointed by God and would be elected Pennsylvania\u2019s next governor. God had told her this, she said.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-61702\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/52\/2022\/11\/WhiteSuit.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"379\"><\/p>\n<p>But Mastriano didn\u2019t win. He lost the election by a lot. So either God lied to Julie Green, or else Julie Green lied to everybody else. (Or maybe God was telling the truth, but God was honestly mistaken. Or \u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Dan Cox, the Republican candidate for governor of Maryland, also lost by a large enough margin that networks were reporting his defeat shortly after the polls closed. Green had been a speaker at Cox\u2019s campaign rallies, telling his supporters the same thing that she had told Mastriano\u2019s \u2014 that God had assured her that Cox was going to win.<\/p>\n<p>Julie Green\u2019s \u201cprophecies\u201d cannot be trusted. The things she says are certain to happen do not happen. The things she claims God told her would happen do not come to pass.<\/p>\n<p>Will this have any effect on Julie Green\u2019s standing in the \u201cprophetic community\u201d of <a href='https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/library\/pentecostal' target='_blank'>Pentecostal<\/a> and charismatic Christians who have previously regarded her as a respectable prophet?<\/p>\n<p>Probably not. Failed prophecies are the norm in that community. If those folks were to stop listening to their prophets every time one of them said God told them something that proved to be false then they\u2019d have no prophets left to listen to. A track record of dismal failure and false prophecy doesn\u2019t appear to be detrimental to one\u2019s career as a \u201cprophet.<\/p>\n<p>That means that the post below \u2014 about the utterly false prophecies and failures of the \u201cprophets\u201d Mark Taylor and Hank Kunneman \u2014 isn\u2019t going to diminish their lucrative ministry or cause any of their devoted followers to re-evaluate their prophetic legitimacy.<\/p>\n<p>Both Taylor and Kunneman claimed that God had told them that President Trump would release cures for cancer, diabetes, and Alzheimers \u2014 magical cures long hidden and suppressed by the evil cabal of deep state globalists (wink, wink). That didn\u2019t happen but that doesn\u2019t matter to Taylor or to Kunneman or to any of the millions of people who \u2014 still \u2014 regard them as \u201cprophets.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Earlier this year we looked at Liberty University\u2019s production of a low-budget biopic of \u201cfirefighter prophet\u201d Mark Taylor. See: \u201c<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2018\/03\/21\/liberty-u-promoting-biopic-of-trump-idolizing-conspiracy-theorist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Liberty U promoting biopic of Trump-idolizing conspiracy theorist<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2018\/09\/19\/liberty-universitys-hero-prophet-eager-for-trump-to-declare-martial-law\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Liberty University\u2019s hero \u2018prophet\u2019 eager for Trump to declare martial law<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I was, at the time this first was announced, too gobsmacked by Taylor\u2019s sheer crackpottery and by the clumsy awfulness of Liberty\u2019s propaganda effort to notice how this collaboration represents a big generational shift within the religious-right faction of the Republican Party. But let\u2019s step back and notice what we have here.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Trump Prophecy<\/em>\u00a0is explicitly a story from within the Pentecostal\/charismatic wing of \u201cINC\u201d Christianity. It\u2019s right there in the name: \u201cprophecy.\u201d Mark Taylor claims to have the spiritual gift of\u00a0<em>prophecy<\/em>, which in that tradition means he believes that God speaks to him directly in visions that foretell the future. His story is being affirmed, endorsed, and promoted by Liberty University and by the school\u2019s leader, Jerry Falwell Jr.<\/p>\n<p>Look back a generation and you wouldn\u2019t see this kind of comfortable collaboration between charismatic \u201cprophets\u201d and fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell Sr. In the 1980s and well into the 1990s, Falwell and other fundie preachers denounced such spiritual gifts and their claims of new and special revelation from God. Falwell et. al. argued that such claims were not merely unbiblical, but\u00a0<em>anti-<\/em>biblical \u2014 an attack on and an affront to \u201cthe authority of the scriptures.\u201d The revelation provided by the \u201cliteral\u201d words of our inspired, infallible, inerrant Bibles (translated into English and interpreted exclusively by American men like them) were sufficient. That was the central message of these fundie preachers, and the purported \u201cprophecies\u201d of the self-proclaimed charismatic \u201cprophets\u201d challenged that, undermining the Bible\u2019s monopoly on revelation and thus, in their view, undermining the Bible itself.<\/p>\n<p>This anti-Pentecostal strain of fundamentalism can still be found in fundie preachers like mega-church pastor John MacArthur \u2014 guys whose quest for power is channeled mainly within their religious fiefdoms. But fundamentalist leaders who have abandoned separatism in exchange for a quest for political power and cultural influence have become more cautious these days about potentially offending the charismatic\/Pentecostal white evangelicals they rely on as political allies.<\/p>\n<p>This shift was gradual \u2014 a slow dance that began between Jerry Sr.\u2019s fundamentalist Moral Majority and Pat Robertson\u2019s charismatic Christian Coalition. Falwell and Robertson never saw eye to eye on charismatic gifts or the sufficiency of biblical revelation, but they developed a warm friendship based on their shared devotion to what both saw as the most essential component of their faith: Republican politics. (<em>Blest be-ee the tie-ie that biiinds \u2026<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Still, though, you\u2019d never have seen a fundamentalist from Jerry Sr.\u2019s time promoting the \u201cprophecy\u201d and special revelation of a guy like Mark Taylor. The fact that Jerry Jr. has no hesitation about doing so suggests to me that he\u2019s inherited all of his father\u2019s partisan politics, but little of his father\u2019s religious beliefs.<\/p>\n<p>Back in June, when Liberty first began promoting its \u201cmajor motion picture,\u201d\u00a0<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/entertainment\/facebook-blocks-trump-prophecy-movie-ads-for-being-political\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Fox News ran a story about it.<\/a>\u00a0The Fox hook was that persecuted Christians were being denied their God-given right to run political ads on Facebook \u2014 a spin provided and suggested by the film\u2019s main money-man, right-wing Christian nationalist producer Rick Eldridge. \u201cWe think it\u2019s going to help unite this world but that\u2019s a message Facebook doesn\u2019t want us to tell,\u201d Eldridge told Fox.<\/p>\n<p>Fox reporter Caleb Parke generally seems to agree that helping \u201cunite this world\u201d behind the divine right of Trump\u2019s authoritarian leadership is not an inherently \u201cpolitical\u201d or \u201ccontroversial\u201d proposition. But at least Parke does acknowledge that some of Mark Taylor\u2019s\u00a0<em>other<\/em>\u00a0\u201cprophecies\u201d might seem that way:<\/p>\n<p>One of the more controversial claims Taylor has made, that is not included in the movie, is that President Barack Obama will be charged with treason and that Trump will release cures for cancer and Alzheimer\u2019s disease that the pharmaceutical industry has kept secret.<\/p>\n<p>The word \u201ccontroversial\u201d is doing a great deal of work in that sentence. Whether or not the government and the pharmaceutical industry have been keeping secret cures for cancer and Alzheimer\u2019s disease is, according to Fox News, a matter of some \u201ccontroversy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What we have here is a variation of a very old urban legend\/conspiracy theory. It was already an old trope back in 1951, when Ealing Studios made a delightful comedy romp based on the idea.\u00a0<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0044876\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>The Man in the White Suit<\/em><\/a>\u00a0stars a young Alec Guinness as a quixotic scientist who stumbles across a formula for creating a brilliant white fabric that repels dirt, never tears, and never wears out. His invention puts him at odds with the textile industry, which fears it will put them all out of business. So poor Alec Guinness winds up on the run, chased by crooked capitalists and angry mill workers alike. Hilarity ensues.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve surely encountered some version of this idea. The claim may be that \u201cthey\u201d already have a light bulb or a battery that never dies out, but we can\u2019t buy one because the invention has been suppressed by greedy industrialists whose fortune is based on planned obsolescence. Or perhaps \u201cthey\u201d already have invented a car that gets a thousand miles to the gallon, or cold fusion in a jar, or perpetual motion. But they\u2019re keeping it secret, suppressing it to protect their profits from selling us the inferior products they\u2019ve allowed us to have instead.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s an odd idea, based in both a cynical critique of capitalism (the game is rigged by greedy rich people) and also in a credulous embrace of the most starry-eyed aspects of capitalist ideology (supply will always be created to meet demand, even if the thing demanded is impossible).<\/p>\n<p>Mark Taylor\u2019s version of this conspiratorial legend is more sinister than\u00a0<em>The Man in the White Suit.<\/em>\u00a0In his version,\u00a0\u201cthey\u201d have a cure for cancer and a cure for Alzheimer\u2019s, but \u201cthey\u201d refuse to share it with us common people. In Taylor\u2019s \u201cprophetic\u201d visions, Donald Trump \u2014 God\u2019s ordained champion of all that is good \u2014 will liberate these secret cures, the blind will see, the lame will walk, and good news will be preached to \u2026 um, white Christians.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could tell you that the prompt for this rambling post was something pleasant \u2014 that TMC was replaying old Alec Guinness comedies this month or something. But I\u2019m afraid that\u2019s not what spurred this discussion.<\/p>\n<p>What prompted it, rather, was realizing that another self-appointed \u201cprophet\u201d from the Charisma\/INC crowd was now joining Taylor in promoting this conspiracy theory: \u201c<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/post\/hank-kunneman-god-will-release-cures-for-cancer-and-alzheimers-in-response-to-synagogue-massacre\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Hank Kunneman: God Will Release Cures for Cancer and Alzheimer\u2019s in Response to Synagogue Massacre<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kunneman is pastor of an Oklahoma City mega-church and a frequent guest on Christian nationalist television and radio programs. Like his many peers in the charismatic \u201cprophecy\u201d racket, Kunneman claims to receive direct messages from God \u2014 messages that cannot be questioned because they carry all the authority of God. And Kunneman says that God told him that God is starting to lose patience with \u201cthem\u201d over their keeping all the cures for everything from the public:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cGod says, \u2018There has been a signing into law, those who have been afflicted but can find no cure, no help, that medical cures that are out there, that exist, but they\u2019ve been stopped through bureaucracy, they\u2019ve been stopped through politics, they\u2019ve been stopped through legislation,\u2019\u201d [Kunneman] said. \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kunneman prophesied that President Trump would \u201cjoin hands\u201d with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to bring to the world \u201cmedical cures and scientific discoveries\u201d that have been created in Israel.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGod says, \u2018Watch as cancer shall be known as a thing of the past,\u2019\u201d Kunneman declared. \u201c\u2018Alzheimer\u2019s, diabetes shall be known as a thing of the past,\u2019 says the Lord.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kunneman\u2019s particular spin on this hoary urban legend is interesting. Part of the reason this conspiracy theory has proved so enduring is that it makes for a good story. It provides us with villains who have a logical, comprehensible motive:\u00a0<em>greed<\/em>. That\u2019s the crucial ingredient in any promising conspiracy theory: the alleged conspirators have to have a\u00a0<em>reason<\/em>\u00a0to conspire. What\u2019s in it for them? Follow the money.*<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why the Eternal Battery\/Lightbulb\/White Suit story and its close relative the Secret Cure(s) are compelling. They offer an at least semi-plausible working theory as to why the conspirators are conspiring. It\u2019s because textile industrialists would go bankrupt if Alec Guinness\u2019 secret formula became public. Or it\u2019s because cruel hospital administrators and pharmaceutical companies can make more money sucking patients dry with the painful, expensive, and largely ineffective treatments that are now all \u201cthey\u201d offer the general public. (The latter conspiracy theory also offers some cut-rate therapeutic theodicy: The suffering of the natural world is \u201cexplained\u201d by placing the blame on greedy, unnatural villains.)<\/p>\n<p>In Kunneman\u2019s variation, though, these greedy capitalist villains are replaced with bureaucrats and politicians and legislators. I understand why Kunneman prefers that set of villains, but I don\u2019t understand how the story is supposed to work in that case.\u00a0<em>Why<\/em>\u00a0would bureaucrats and politicians cruelly hide away cures to such diseases? How could they do so? What\u2019s in it for them?<\/p>\n<p>Kunneman doesn\u2019t offer an answer to that question because he doesn\u2019t think he needs one. Neither does the large audience who hangs on every word of his \u201cprophecy.\u201d The villains in the stories they tell don\u2019t have any motive other than just being villains. They\u2019re just\u00a0<em>evil,<\/em>\u00a0OK? They like watching people suffer and die from cancer and Alzheimer\u2019s just for kicks and giggles. You know, just like they enjoy killing sweet little innocent babies.<\/p>\n<p>I realize this is kind of my hobbyhorse, but yet there it is. Even cancer and Alzheimer\u2019s are now being blamed on the central figures of white American religion: Satanic baby-killers.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s more explicit in Taylor\u2019s variation of this Trump-cures-cancer conspiracy theory, which he cribs entirely from the whole Pizzagate-turned-up-to-11 netherworld of \u201cQAnon\u201d and \u201cThe Storm.\u201d (Taylor\u2019s \u201cvisions from God\u201d seem to come mostly when he\u2019s reading some of the weirder outposts of Reddit.)<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s implicit there in Kunneman\u2019s version of the legend, too. The story he\u2019s telling requires a vast, powerful, wealthy, global conspiracy of \u201cThem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And that always means one thing.<\/p>\n<p>Kunneman seems to realize this and tries, desperately, to inoculate against it by involving Netanyahu as Trump\u2019s co-champion, suggesting that these cures will come from Israel (waves \u201cHi\u201d to Chaim Rosenzweig), and packaging the whole thing as God\u2019s merciful response to the horrific slaughter in a Pittsburgh synagogue. But none of that changes the fact that his conspiracy theory requires the mechanations of a pure-evil cabal of wealthy, global string-pullers, and that this cabal will inevitably always wind up being identified as \u201cThe Jews.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What happens when the willfully credulous Christian nationalists of Kunneman\u2019s flock see their hopes for an imminent cure for all diseases fail to materialize? Who will they blame? Not Kunneman. And not Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p><em>Most<\/em>\u00a0of them probably won\u2019t express this blame violently. But some will. And the others will stand by, offering thoughts and prayers for all the fine people on both sides.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, two B-list \u201cprophets\u201d spreading the same conspiracy theory is not yet evidence of a trend \u2014 even though one of them has been endorsed by the largest white evangelical university in America. But this is worth noting and keeping an eye on, because \u2014 like all lies \u2014 it cannot lead us anywhere good, and it has the potential to be deeply, darkly serious.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013<\/p>\n<p>*\u00a0This is why I\u2019ve never understood the appeal of Flat Earth conspiracy theories. I can\u2019t follow the money because\u00a0<em>there is no money<\/em>. I can\u2019t understand why any global conspiracy would bother conspiring such a thing because what\u2019s in it for them? Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The same is true, of course, for the conspiracy theory that claims climate change is a \u201choax.\u201d\u00a0<a class=\" decorated-link decorated-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2011\/08\/26\/the-full-scope-of-the-climate-change-conspiracy\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Why would\u00a0<em>millions<\/em>\u00a0of people participate in such a massive, elaborate hoax?<\/a>\u00a0The really dim proponents of this conspiracy theory say it\u2019s because of money and greed \u2014 a claim based on a wildly mistaken impression of how much adjunct faculty get paid. The more sophisticated version says it\u2019s because all of those millions of scientists and researchers and polar bears and glaciers are secretly Communist and they\u2019re just using climate change as a Trojan horse for the tyrannical global socialist OWG they seek to impose.<\/p>\n<p>Setting aside the complication of being asked to believe in secretly Maoist\u00a0<em>glaciers<\/em>, this claim just seems like shoddy storytelling. It\u2019s barely concealed plagiarism from the McCarthyite Red Scare of the 1950s. We\u2019ve all heard this one before, thanks, and it wasn\u2019t that good the first time. If a conspiracy theorist is going to ask us for our time and attention, is it too much to ask that they put a bit more creativity, originality, and effort into the scheme?\u00a0<em>Craftsmanship<\/em>, people. That\u2019s all I ask.<\/p>\n<p>Well \u2026 storytelling craftsmanship and also a refusal to join in spreading the kind of vicious antisemitic lies that always lead to murder. <em>That\u2019s<\/em>\u00a0all I ask.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These &#8220;prophets&#8221; said God told them Mastriano and Cox would win &#8212; and that God told them Trump would cure cancer, diabetes, and Alzheimers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":141,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>11\/15 Flashback: Whatever happened to Trump curing cancer?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"These &quot;prophets&quot; 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A former managing editor of Prism magazine, Fred worked in the parachurch nonprofit world for a decade and then for a decade in the newspaper biz. He began blogging in 2002. In 2003 he began writing a review of the best-selling Left Behind series. Eight years later he still hasn\u2019t finished reviewing the second book of that series and the experience has left him a broken shell of a man. Fred knows the difference between the possessive \u201cits\u201d and the contraction \u201cit\u2019s,\u201d and he is acutely bothered when others mistakenly confuse the two, yet he himself just kind of instinctively types the apostrophe whether or not it belongs there. Some feel this is his greatest hypocrisy, but those who know him better know better. He\u2019s guilty of much greater hypocrisies. Jesus loves Fred far more than Fred loves Jesus, but he at least has the decency to recognize the unfairness of that lopsided relationship and he has long wished that he were better at maybe kind of sort of doing something more to correct that some day. A Baptist, an amateur, a Gen-Xer, a Gemini and a Mets fan, Fred lives in Southeastern Pennsylvania with his wife and two teenage daughters. 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