{"id":72645,"date":"2026-01-14T16:56:18","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/?p=72645"},"modified":"2026-01-14T16:56:18","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:56:18","slug":"cross-my-heart-and-cross-my-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/slacktivist\/2026\/01\/14\/cross-my-heart-and-cross-my-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Cross my heart and cross my fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>New members of New Jersey\u2019s state Assembly were <a href=\"https:\/\/hudsoncountyview.com\/4-new-hudson-county-members-of-n-j-assembly-sworn-in-at-trenton-war-memorial\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">sworn in yesterday at the Trenton War Memorial<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>These ceremonies are, I think, a Good Thing. It\u2019s good for democracy and life together to have a little ritual to celebrate and sacralize the peaceful transition of government.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_72648\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-72648\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/reginageorgebush.bsky.social\/post\/3mcdkuowadc2p\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-72648\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/52\/2026\/01\/Brennan-231x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"455\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-72648\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">NJ Assemblywoman Katie Brennan holds up the voter rolls on which she placed her hand while affirming her support for the Constitution in Trenton.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It\u2019s also the law, right there in <a href=\"https:\/\/constitutioncenter.org\/the-constitution\/full-text\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Article VI of the Constitution<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span id=\"supremacy-clause\">This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"no-religious-tests\">The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you read those two paragraphs then you\u2019re a step ahead of millions of your fellow Americans who seem convinced that taking this oath of office somehow requires one to place one hand on a Bible.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see above, it does not require that.<\/p>\n<p>And as you can see above it expressly and unambiguously <em>forbids<\/em> anyone to require that. The \u201cno religious Test\u201d clause of the Constitution is in the same section \u2014 the same <em>sentence<\/em> \u2014 as the requirement to support the Constitution \u201cby Oath or Affirmation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And yet, despite that explicit language forbidding any religious test and despite the absence of any reference to anyone placing their hand on anything, the unconstitutional and anti-constitutional folklore persists that the oath of office is somehow only legitimate if it is taken by someone placing their [white] hand on a Bible.<\/p>\n<p>This leads to white Christian nationalist freak-outs every January.<\/p>\n<p>We saw this earlier this month when Zohran Mamdani, the first Muslim elected mayor of New York City, <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/state-watch\/5668878-tuberville-criticizes-mamdani-oath\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">used the Quran at his swearing-in ceremony<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.friendlyatheist.com\/p\/zohran-mamdanis-quran-oath-was-perfectly\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Hemant Mehta wrote about that White Christian Right\u2019s flaccid firestorm over that<\/a>, bringing back this delightful clip from Alabama Republican Ted Crockett\u2019s disastrous interview on CNN. Crockett. a spokesman for Neo-Confederate White Nationalist Alabama judge (and small-town Jeffrey Epstein) Roy Moore, appeared utterly gobsmacked to learn that the folklore of religious chauvinism he was sure must be American law is actually forbidden by the Constitution:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jake Tapper leaves Roy Moore spokesman speechless\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WFYRkzznsc0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That was 9 years ago, but watching the befuddled Crockett wordlessly blink <em>seven times<\/em> in total confusion is still very, very funny.<\/p>\n<p>Crockett\u2019s humiliation is part of why the white-right freakout over Mamdani\u2019s use of the Quran was relatively subdued compared to the weeks-long panic the same folks tried to create when <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Quran_oath_controversy_of_the_110th_United_States_Congress\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Keith Ellison was sworn in using Thomas Jefferson\u2019s copy of the Quran after he became the first Muslim elected to Congress in 2006<\/a>. Dennis Prager \u2014 the YouTuber whose videos Republicans are trying to use in place of textbooks in public schools \u2014 embarrassed himself even worse than Crockett did, slowly blinking in incomprehension for <em>months,<\/em> before he finally, reluctantly, begrudgingly accepted what the actual Constitution actually says and requires and forbids.<\/p>\n<p>Over the years, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookriot.com\/books-politicians-have-been-sworn-in-on\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">many legislators and presidents and members of Congress have taken their oaths of office using many texts<\/a> other than Bibles. It\u2019s interesting to consider which of those have produced attempted white Christian nationalist freak-outs and which have not. I don\u2019t recall any such attempts to orchestrate a panic over the late Sen. Harry Reid\u2019s custom of using the Book of Mormon for his oath of office. Nor was there even an attempted backlash after Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in as a Supreme Court justice using a Bible that included that LDS scripture. (Sotomayor is not Mormon, but that particular volume is meaningful to her. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thechurchnews.com\/2021\/9\/15\/23265555\/sarah-jane-weaver-lesson-of-understanding-supreme-court-justice-sonia-sotomayer-defendant-mother\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">It\u2019s kind of a beautiful story<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>We should note here that, in addition to the prohibition on \u201creligious tests,\u201d the text of Article VI above also affirms religious liberty \u2014 and the freedom <em>from<\/em> religious establishment \u2014 in its language about \u201cOath <em>or<\/em> Affirmation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"no-religious-tests\">The option of \u201cAffirmation\u201d is affirmed there in recognition that many Americans at the time refused to swear oaths due to their religious convictions. These were primarily adherents of an obscure sect called \u201cChristianity\u201d \u2014 people who subscribed to the teachings of an arcane ancient text they call the \u201cNew Testament,\u201d a text that explicitly and unambiguously forbids the swearing of oaths.<br>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And even more than the actual black-letter law of the Constitution that so bewildered poor Ted Crockett, that is what is so hilariously dumb about the white Christian nationalist folklore that thinks \u201cswearing on the Bible\u201d is necessary or even acceptable.<\/p>\n<p>If you swear an oath while placing your hand on the Bible, you\u2019re swearing an oath on a book that forbids you to do that.<\/p>\n<p>And that is, on a very basic level, silly and laughable and dumb.<\/p>\n<p>This prohibition is not ambiguous or unclear or negotiable. Here is what it says in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=matthew%205%3A33-37&amp;version=NRSVUE\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Matthew 5<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cAgain, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, \u2018You shall not swear falsely, but carry out the vows you have made to the Lord.\u2019 But I say to you: Do not swear at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, or by the earth, for it is his footstool, or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make one hair white or black. Let your word be \u2018Yes, Yes\u2019 or \u2018No, No\u2019; anything more than this comes from the evil one.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s Jesus talking. Red letter stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, this passage is part of the Sermon on the Mount and for nearly 2,000 years we Christians have had our most skilled lawyers hard at work finding and creating loopholes in everything Jesus says there. But still, \u201cDo not swear at all. \u2026 Let your word be \u2018Yes\u2019 or \u2018No;\u2019 anything more is evil\u201d isn\u2019t complicated or confusing or debatable.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re going to swear an oath while placing your hand on a Bible that contains Matthew 5 then you might as well cross your fingers behind your back while winking sarcastically. That\u2019s what this blasphemously absurd ritual conveys \u2014 not reverence, but contempt or, at best, a staggering incomprehension.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose swearing on a Bible could also be something like that \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=leviticus%2019%3A28&amp;version=NRSVUE\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Leviticus 19:28<\/a>\u201d tattoo I\u2019ve joked about getting \u2014 an act of multilayered irony intended to deconstruct the meaning and interpretation of texts like Russell\u2019s paradox of the barber. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>But no, it\u2019s mostly just dumb. You\u2019re swearing an oath on a text you say you revere even though that same text tells you not to swear oaths.<\/p>\n<p>Dumb. Really, really, indefensibly dumb.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I appreciate what newly elected N.J. Assemblywoman Katie Brennan did yesterday. Brennan brought along a bound copy of the voter rolls for Jersey City and Hoboken, a listing of the names of the people she was elected to represent. That was the sacred text she placed her hand on as she swore an oath to support and uphold the Constitution as the supreme law of the land.<\/p>\n<p>Bravo. That\u2019s much better than the extravagant hypocrisy of swearing an oath using a book that says swearing an oath is evil.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you swear an oath while placing your hand on the Bible, you&#8217;re swearing an oath on a book that forbids you to do that. That&#8217;s blasphemy. 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