{"id":813,"date":"2014-05-16T20:59:46","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T01:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/soapboxredemption\/?p=813"},"modified":"2014-05-16T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2014-05-17T01:59:46","slug":"alone-in-the-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/soapboxredemption\/2014\/05\/alone-in-the-dark\/","title":{"rendered":"Alone in the Dark…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

This is a follow up to \u201cAlone at the Table\u201d<\/a>. The theme is somewhat different, though related, as both entail an element of philosophical exploration and frustration.<\/p>\n

For this one, we actually have to go a little further back in time to the year 1995. I was a strapping young lad, all of 15 years of age. The story takes place in Naperville, a suburb of Chicago. Hormones raging and visions of grandeur, I was a legend in my own mind. On top of the world, the sky was the limit.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Yiayia (the endearing Greek word for grandmother) was visiting. She spoiled me. She still does. She only recently stopped giving me money \u2013 \u201ca little something for later\u201d \u2013 as her and Papou (the endearing Greek word for grandfather) would say. At the time of the story, I just turned 15 so naturally driving was at the forefront of my mind.<\/p>\n

And so goes the story, one memorable summer evening. I had my permit so I coaxed Yiayia to sit shotgun and let me take her to McDonalds. She of course complied and I had the privilege of driving without my mother or father\u2019s strict requirements. I was like a kid in a candy shop.<\/p>\n

And so I drove like the wind, Yiayia by my side, for my 20 piece nugget (BBQ and Sweet and Sour Sauce please), Big Mac, or Double Cheeseburger (decisions, decisions, those were my typical poisons). I\u2019ve long since changed my ways. Not driving, I still tend to see the speed limit as more of a general guide, but my food habits have certainly changed. You ever see Supersize Me<\/strong><\/em> or Food Inc<\/strong><\/em>? They will rock your world.<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=c2sgaO44_1c<\/a>\n

I eat a lot of organic food now and haven\u2019t sported fast food in a long while. But I digress.<\/p>\n

You have to understand. I didn\u2019t mean it. I try to explain to Yiayia to this day but it\u2019s still a sore spot. I mean, how much can one empathize being locked in the garage in the dark, even by accident? Yes, I accidentally locked my grandmother in the garage. In the dark. All by her lonesome.<\/p>\n

Let me explain.<\/p>\n

So the smell of that food was tantalizing. My 15 year old hormones surged to bite into that processed potpourri of fat, salts, and preservatives. I had consumption on the mind. It don\u2019t think it helped that I was particularly hungry that evening. My habit, when I got home, was to run inside, flick the garage light off, and hit the switch to close the garage. Like clockwork. Run inside. Light off. Hit the switch.<\/p>\n

It is with great regret, though I must admit some amusement (this has become a classic family story), to say that is exactly what transpired. Naturally, Yiayia started getting out of the car, passenger side. By the time she took a few steps, she would see her grandson go flying by, shut the garage, and turn off the light.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t recall how much time passed. As is clear by this point, I had other things on my mind. Enough time passed, however, that my mother inquired. \u201cWhere\u2019s Yiayia?\u201d I was of course scarfing down my greasy toxic prize. Mouth full, ingrained in contemplating my next bite, I was awoken from my stupor.<\/p>\n

I sprang towards the garage door. I heard the faint sound of screaming as I grew closer to the source. Still closer, I opened the laundry room door, right outside the garage where the screaming was heard in all it\u2019s glory. I opened the door and turned on the light. There was Yiayia, trying to feel her way towards the door and the small glimpse of light. Naturally, there were many obstacles, so she didn\u2019t get very far.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know exactly what I said. All I can recall was \u201cI\u2019m sorry.\u201d She was fine (angry, but fine), so naturally I began to laugh. I apologized again, but with my smiling and laughter, it only exacerbated her response. Needless to say, she was furious. It probably didn\u2019t help that my mother and father were nearly rolling on the floor.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a deep story, with many parallels. It\u2019s frustrating. Being locked in the dark by your grandson whom you just purchased dinner isn\u2019t flattering. It\u2019s funny. My family and I still can\u2019t help but laugh when we look back and reminisce. It\u2019s philosophical \u2013 almost Platonic \u2013 like the Allegory of the Cave.<\/p>\n

The philosopher often feels she is in the dark, searching for the light. We\u2019re chained to wall and all we can see is the shadows. Is there more than just chains and shadows? What is the true source of the light? Is there even a light to be searching for?<\/p>\n

Socrates said \u201cthe unexamined life is not worth living.\u201d He also said that all he knows is that he knows nothing. And so Yiayia, I tip my hat, from one philosopher to another. Sometimes in life, we\u2019re in the dark, clutching, grabbing, and searching for the light. But let us not lose heart Yiayia. Sometimes in the dark, in searching for the light, in realizing how lost we are, we\u2019re that closer to being found.<\/p>\n

And Yiayia, your grandson loves you, more than you know. In laughter and love, thank you for lighting up my life.<\/p>\n

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