{"id":3793,"date":"2017-01-25T07:22:28","date_gmt":"2017-01-25T14:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/staceydash\/?p=3793"},"modified":"2017-01-25T07:22:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T14:22:28","slug":"magazine-tells-sen-cruz-eat-sh-t-response-won-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/staceydash\/2017\/01\/magazine-tells-sen-cruz-eat-sh-t-response-won-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"After a magazine tells Sen. Cruz to “eat sh-t,” his response won the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>