{"id":18005,"date":"2015-01-24T19:55:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T00:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/?p=18005"},"modified":"2015-01-24T19:55:13","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T00:55:13","slug":"in-which-your-bloggers-car-is-totaled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2015\/01\/in-which-your-bloggers-car-is-totaled.html","title":{"rendered":"In Which Your Blogger&#8217;s Car is Totaled&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/149\/2015\/01\/volvo-wreck-e1422146982380.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-18007\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/149\/2015\/01\/volvo-wreck-e1422146982380-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"volvo wreck\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\"><\/a>\u2026and he contemplates his mortality and materialistic mindset.<\/p>\n<p>I was heading over the church to hear confessions in my seven year old much loved Volvo.<\/p>\n<p>There was a traffic jam and tailback, so I eased down and joined the queue.<\/p>\n<p>Looking in my mirror I see a jalopy of an old Ford Bronco bearing down at some speed.<\/p>\n<p>Too much speed.<\/p>\n<p>Way too much speed.<\/p>\n<p>So I pump my brakes to indicate that we\u2019re stopped. I pump my brakes again and realize it\u2019s too little too late.<\/p>\n<p>The Bronco plows into the back of me\u2013heavy steel front bumper with winch and all.<\/p>\n<p>I am rammed into the hefty pick up in front of me and in an instant my car is wrecked.<\/p>\n<p>I hit my head on the headrest and got a little bump. That\u2019s all.<\/p>\n<p>But once my anger subsided. (On Friday I just spent\u00a0$1100 on that car) and I waited for the police and the tow truck and all the rest, I stopped.<\/p>\n<p>It can all happen that fast, or faster and it could have been much worse.<\/p>\n<p>And so we could go so quickly to the other side.<\/p>\n<p>Was I prepared? I hope so. I trust in the mercy\u2026and try to make a good confession.<\/p>\n<p>Then I\u2019m thinking further. I was driving a good, solid, safe car, but it was seven years old and I\u2019ll only get about $6,000 for it.<\/p>\n<p>Bummer.\u00a0Then I\u2019m wondering whether I liked that car too much. It was a smooth car and I liked it.<\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019ll have to drive something more modest because with six drivers at home and college coming up for three in the fall I can\u2019t afford a better car.<\/p>\n<p>I guess it won\u2019t do me any harm to drive a clunker.<\/p>\n<p>But I\u2019m still mad at the old guy in the beat up Ford Bronco. He drove away with no more than a dented bumper and a winch that won\u2019t work.<\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019ll shut up and count my blessings. I\u2019m alive and unhurt and it\u2019s only a car.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I should get a 1983 Ford Bronco\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026and he contemplates his mortality and materialistic mindset. I was heading over the church to hear confessions in my seven year old much loved Volvo. There was a traffic jam and tailback, so I eased down and joined the queue. 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