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<\/a>The famous Liturgista Fashionista\u2013Mantilla Amontillado has begun writing for this blog\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Listen hon, I\u2019m getting down to business. I\u2019m fed up with the lily livered middle aged priests in their day glo polyester vestments. Now I\u2019m in town we are going to kick some serious\u2026I mean do some serious make overs.\n
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I didn\u2019t go to school for four years and work my knuckles to the bone to get my degree in Ecclesiastical Garb of the Latin Church only to march into Mass on a Sunday and see Father Folkmass in a dirty old cassock alb with velcro fasteners. Geesh, he looks like a walking pile of mashed potatoes. And that broad stole he wears on top of his chasuble??!! The one with the grain and grapes on it? I mean how 1982 is that??!!<\/div>\n
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I say, if you\u2019re going to be a Catholic look and sound like a Catholic. Throw out the polyester. Bring in polyphony. Those cheap see through cassock albs are surplus. Bring back the cassock and the surplice. Throw out the people of the parish parade. Bring in the procession with lots of brocade. Men should know their place: it\u2019s wearing lots of lace.<\/div>\n
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Forget the reform of the reform. We\u2019re talking revolution of the reform.<\/div>\n
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Here\u2019s the bottom line fellas: \u00a0You choose. Your\u00a0zucchetto\u00a0or my machete. Wear the biretta or I\u2019ll get my beretta.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mantilla the Hon<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The famous Liturgista Fashionista--Mantilla Amontillado has begun writing for this blog... Listen hon, I'm getting down to business. I'm fed up with the\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2009\/04\/mantilla-the-hon-2.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mantilla the Hon\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The famous Liturgista Fashionista--Mantilla Amontillado has begun writing for this blog... 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