{"id":2001,"date":"2009-03-23T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T07:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2009\/03\/todd-unctuous-reports-2\/"},"modified":"2014-12-24T10:06:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T15:06:32","slug":"todd-unctuous-reports-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2009\/03\/todd-unctuous-reports-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Todd Unctuous Reports"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\"\"<\/a>This objective news report just in from MSM correspondent Todd\u00a0Unctuous.<\/span><\/p>\n

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POPE PERFORMS MASS FOR AFRICANS<\/div>\n
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Pope Benedict XVI, the leader of the world\u2019s Catholics, performed Mass today at a very large place in Anglola, Africa. The aging pope wiped his brow several times and seemed weak and very frail. The crowd was estimated at several thousand. Many people were there to hear the former member of Hitler\u2019s Nazi youth speak about the evils of racism. The man his critics used to call \u2018Nazi Ratzi\u2019 has recently rehabilitated holocaust denying bishop Williamson. It has been said that the \u2018PanzerPope\u2019 disagrees heartily with Bishop Williamson and thinks that Bishop Williamson is wrong in his harsh critique of the much loved film The Sound of Music.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Wearing a flowing pink robe, and surrounded by men in lace gowns, the man his critics used to call \u2018God\u2019s Rottweiler\u2019 spoke in his heavy German accent to the cheering Africans about the evils of homosexuality and told them not to use condoms. At the place where the Pope did Mass yesterday two girls were killed by the crowd. Lavinia Truck, the spokesperson for WEAC (We Are Church) said, \u201cThis Pope is very old. He is frail. He is obviously not infallible. If he were infallible he would have been able to stop those girls being killed. I went to Catholic school, and I know the dogmas. This is not an immaculate Pope.\u201d Robert Mugabe, the leader of troubled Zimbabwe, said, \u201cLike many American politicians. I too am a Catholic. I think this old white man should have stayed in Italy and gone to bed early with a good book and left Africans alone.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Not all Catholics were critical of Pope Benedict\u2019s visit. I spoke with a very nice African woman in her thirties who was mentally disabled. She said, \u201cI like the Pope. They gave me more candy today.\u201d A group of elderly women commented, \u201cToday we have had a day off from the washing and collecting water. The Pope is a great man.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Todd Unctuous is forty two.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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