{"id":2101,"date":"2009-02-13T13:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T13:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2009\/02\/the-tortoise\/"},"modified":"2009-02-13T13:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T13:57:00","slug":"the-tortoise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2009\/02\/the-tortoise.html","title":{"rendered":"The Tortoise&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggerschoiceawards.com\/blogs\/show\/4124\/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&amp;utm_medium=badge&amp;utm_content=bestreligionblog\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"My site was nominated for Best Religion Blog!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bloggerschoiceawards.com\/images\/bca_badges\/bca_badge_bestreligionblog.gif\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br>\u2026came up slowly from behind. This blog is now in <span class=\"Apple-style-span\">third<\/span> place, having overtaken the Reverend Hermaneuticalness. \u00a0Is it possible that we could make second place and close in on American Papist? We\u2019d need 47 votes to do so. It seems impossible, but anyway, vote now, and remember the<a href=\"http:\/\/thecrescat.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/and-remember-every-time-you-vote-for-fr.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"> Rule of the Crescat<\/a>. Every time you vote for Fr.Z a scary gigantic puppet concelebrates Mass somewhere.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026came up slowly from behind. This blog is now in third place, having overtaken the Reverend Hermaneuticalness. \u00a0Is it possible that we could make second place and close in on American Papist? We\u2019d need 47 votes to do so. It seems impossible, but anyway, vote now, and remember the Rule of the Crescat. Every time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":557,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Tortoise...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"...came up slowly from behind. 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