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\"\"<\/a>Mrs Longenecker (who does not suffer fools gladly) had a phone call today from a man with an Indian accent who called himself Stephen. Stephen asked to speak with \u2018the lady of the house\u2019 and when told it was she, asked, \u201cWhat cable provider do you use for your TV?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Mrs. L: \u201cWe don\u2019t have TV.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Stephen: \u201cThat\u2019s fine. What cable company do you use for your TV?\u201d<\/div>\n
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Mrs. L: \u201cWe don\u2019t have TV.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Stephen. \u201cYou don\u2019t have TV?\u201d<\/div>\n
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Mrs. L.: \u201cYes, that\u2019s right. We don\u2019t have TV.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Stephen: \u201cWhat do you do all evening?\u201d<\/div>\n
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Mrs. L. \u201cThat\u2019s none of your business.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Stephen: Click.<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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