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An old feminist nun comes out. She\u2019s ugly as sin. She\u2019s got a voice like a screech owl. She\u2019s wearing a polyester pantsuit. She takes John Paul\u2019s arm and as they walk along a circle of purgatory she berates him\u2026\u201dYou\u2019re a misogynist. You\u2019ve got problems with women.\u201d She shakes her finger and gives him a proper old earful. He nods and goes along and tries to be patient. As they walk along he sees George Carey tripping along with Marilyn Monroe on his arm. John Paul sees this and wonders what is going on.<\/p>\n

Next time he comes around to St Peter he says, \u201cLook Father. I tried my best. I kept women\u2019s ordination out of the Catholic Church, and this is my reward? What about that George Carey. He gave in to the feminists. He ordained women and now look where his church is. He did all that and I get this harridan and he gets to walk along with Marilyn Monroe??!! What\u2019s up?\u201d<\/p>\n

St Peter says, \u201cIt\u2019s none of your business what penance I give Marilyn Monroe.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"