{"id":621,"date":"2011-04-29T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2011\/04\/be-kind-to-animals\/"},"modified":"2011-04-29T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T17:36:00","slug":"be-kind-to-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2011\/04\/be-kind-to-animals.html","title":{"rendered":"Be Kind to Animals"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>\n\n\n\n
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Don\u2019t you be callin\u2019 me \u2018pet\u2019!<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

An Oxford theologian has written a paper saying that we should no longer refer to our dogs, cats and hamsters as \u2018pets\u2019 because such a term is insulting, and we are no longer \u2018owners\u2019 but \u2018human carers\u2019. You can read more about it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It reminds me of the bumper sticker prayer, \u201cO Lord, please make me as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.\u201d AMEN.<\/p>\n

And let us not forget the memorable poem to Jeoffry the Cat by Christopher Smart who was insane, and who has given us a line about Jeoffry which I would like to have as my epigraph : \u201cFor he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.\u201d<\/p>\n

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For this is done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For having consider\u2019d God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day\u2019s work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord\u2019s watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he\u2019s a good cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord\u2019s poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence perpetually\u2013Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master\u2019s bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
For the former is afraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God\u2019s light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadruped.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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