{"id":860,"date":"2010-11-26T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-26T10:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2010\/11\/duane-mandible-on-pope-benedict\/"},"modified":"2014-12-26T10:31:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T15:31:32","slug":"duane-mandible-on-pope-benedict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/standingonmyhead\/2010\/11\/duane-mandible-on-pope-benedict.html","title":{"rendered":"Duane Mandible on Pope Benedict"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: #1f110e; font-family: Trebuchet,'Trebuchet MS',Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\"><em>Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to\u00a0<\/em>The Truth Hurts<em>, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to\u00a0<\/em>Freedom Monthly; Illuminations\u00a0<em>and\u00a0<\/em>The Sojourner<em>. Duane is the author of\u00a0<\/em>Guns and Knives will Save Your Children\u2019s Lives.\u00a0<em>He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing and watching re runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It is with great sadness that I observe the writings of the \u2018Catholic\u2019 theologian Joseph Ratzinger. This week he has opened the door to the contracepting crowds who behave like brute beasts of the field. The smoke of Satan certainly does reek in the corridors of the Vatican.<\/p>\n<p>I usually try to behave with dignified restraint when confronted with the outrageous travesties of the \u2018Novus Ordo\u2019 Church of Rome. We at the Sacred Society of Saint Philibustre have attempted through our website and our publications\u2013especially <em>The Sojourner, <\/em>and <em>Illuminations\u2013<\/em>to unmask the connections between the \u2018Novus Ordo\u2019 Church of Wotyla and Joseph Ratzinger. It seems perfectly clear to me that \u2018Novus Ordo\u2019 (which means New Order) and \u2018New World Order\u2019 are part of the same global conspiracy led by the Illuminati, the great banking families, the Clinton\/Bush confederacy and the Jewish-run mass media. And we mustn\u2019t forget the insidious influence of the \u2018children\u2019s\u2019 programme <em>Sesame Street<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>For those who are not aware, \u2018Sesame\u2019 is the kind of seed most favored to put atop the New York Jews\u2019 favorite food\u2013the bagel. The Jewish actress Whoopi \u2018Rube\u2019 Goldberg has appeared on this show as has the Jewish actor Ben (Steinmetz) Stiller. In addition to this \u2018Sesame\u2019 is the secret word in the Islamist tale of <em>Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves <\/em>which was made into a feature film starring Catholic-hating \u2018comedian\u2019 Robin Williams by the homosexualist Disney studios.<\/p>\n<p>However, this is the stuff for another article. Today I must continue to share with you my heavy heart, for I have been studying carefully the comments by Joseph Ratzinger on the use of artificial contraceptives and it seems to me that it is perfectly clear that the liberal Vatican regime have reversed the church\u2019s perpetual and infallible teaching on artificial contraception. It is true that Ratzinger\u2019s words are \u2018nuanced\u2019. The \u2018German Shepherd\u2019 is a very shrewd person. He knows that he cannot speak \u2018infallibly\u2019 and reverse the church\u2019s teaching, so he puts out his teaching in an interview with a journalist and declares innocently, \u201cEveryone is at liberty to disagree with me.\u201d This is disingenuous. The man knows that whenever he speaks, he speaks infallibly. Therefore he is not at liberty to say that we may disagree with him. This clearly indicates what we, in the Sacred Society of St Philibustre have claimed for years, that the man (and his last four predecessors) are impostors.<\/p>\n<p>Joseph Ratzinger\u2019s brazen attempt to reverse the church\u2019s timeless teaching on artificial contraception has revealed him for the faux conservative that he really is. The fact that he behaves like a liturgical conservative is all the more reason to distrust him. Everything he does contradicts who he really is\u2013a modernist in sheep\u2019s clothing\u2013a wolf disguised as a shepherd.<\/p>\n<p>It is time for the true Pope to gain the global recognition he deserves. I have written on this subject at more length <a href=\"http:\/\/gkupsidedown.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/duane-mandible-reports.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">here<\/a>. Suffice it to say that humble priest Victor VonPentz is the true Pope at this time. Pope Linus II (as he is styled) has recently been accepted as a Third Order Associate of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre and has received the triple tiara, the diadem of Hortense, and bears on his arm the ancient embroidered ribboned maniple. Pope Linus II is fully trained in the Western Ambrosianic Rite (non collegian) and will be crowned in England as soon as the air fares are at a reasonable rate for us to embark on international travel.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to\u00a0The Truth Hurts, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to\u00a0Freedom Monthly; Illuminations\u00a0and\u00a0The Sojourner. 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