{"id":184,"date":"2016-07-05T21:24:49","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T05:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/stevethemissionary\/?p=184"},"modified":"2016-07-07T23:29:41","modified_gmt":"2016-07-08T07:29:41","slug":"beyonce-in-the-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/stevethemissionary\/2016\/07\/beyonce-in-the-bible\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Song from Beyonce&#8217;s &#8220;Lemonade&#8221; and its Corresponding Old Testament Prophet"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><figure id=\"attachment_185\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-185\" style=\"width: 393px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/614\/2016\/07\/lemonade.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-185\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-185\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/614\/2016\/07\/lemonade-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"Lemonade image courtesy of Wikimedia\" width=\"393\" height=\"236\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-185\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lemonade image courtesy of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lemonade_(Beyonc%C3%A9_album)#\/media\/File:Beyonce_-_Lemonade_(Official_Album_Cover).png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Wikimedia<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><p>Hosea was disqualified because he could basically fit every song. Yes, this turns Jay-Z into Gomer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Pray You Catch Me\u2013Eli<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Hold Up\u2013Samuel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Don\u2019t Hurt Yourself\u2013Elijah, feat. Jack White as Elisha<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Sorry\u2013Jeremiah<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">6 Inch\u2013Isaiah (part 1)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Daddy Lessons\u2013Nathan, the story-time prophet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Love Drought\u2013Isaiah (part 2)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Sandcastles\u2013Isaiah (part 3)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Forward\u2013Ezra<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Freedom\u2013Moses, duh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">All Night\u2013That was also Moses.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 90px;\">Formation\u2013I don\u2019t know\u2026Amos?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hosea was disqualified because he could basically fit every song. Yes, this turns Jay-Z into Gomer. Pray You Catch Me\u2013Eli Hold Up\u2013Samuel Don\u2019t Hurt Yourself\u2013Elijah, feat. Jack White as Elisha Sorry\u2013Jeremiah 6 Inch\u2013Isaiah (part 1) Daddy Lessons\u2013Nathan, the story-time prophet. Love Drought\u2013Isaiah (part 2) Sandcastles\u2013Isaiah (part 3) Forward\u2013Ezra Freedom\u2013Moses, duh. All Night\u2013That was also Moses. 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