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<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>When you have one hour to walk from work, go to mass, eat lunch, AND walk back; a long homily is not going to help things. Help us out, Padre!<br>\nClick here to watch on <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bR_PX6h3xAM\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long homily is not going to help things. 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