{"id":14651,"date":"2014-11-25T12:30:34","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T19:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/summathissummathat\/?p=14651"},"modified":"2017-03-17T14:57:01","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T20:57:01","slug":"gods-artichoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/summathissummathat\/2014\/11\/gods-artichoke\/","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s Artichoke"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026and as the evening of <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/jWcoIwrEWEk\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">the Sixth Day drew\u00a0nigh<\/a>,\u00a0God thought\u00a0back over all the good creating He\u2019d polished off in\u00a0the<a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/stream\/extractsfromada01twaigoog\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\"> last few days<\/a>, and looked forward to <a href=\"http:\/\/neuroanthropology.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/gary-larson.jpg?w=312&amp;h=381\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">a quiet, restful Sunday<\/a>. And\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/JEghpDP.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">coasted<\/a>, maybe. Just a little.<\/p>\n<p>Because here\u2019s a metal artichoke. With a tongue.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/109\/2014\/11\/Ground.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14678\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/109\/2014\/11\/Ground.jpg\" alt=\"Ground\" width=\"610\" height=\"441\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK, that\u2019s not actually <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/meme\/3qhfcu\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">an artichoke<\/a>. It\u2019s a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pangolinsg.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">pangolin<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s a pangolin,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/savepangolins.org\/what-is-a-pangolin\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">you ask<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pangolins, often called \u201cscaly anteaters,\u201d are covered in tough, overlapping scales. These burrowing mammals eat ants and termites using an extraordinarily long, sticky tongue, and are able to quickly roll themselves up into a tight ball when threatened. Eight different pangolin species can be found across Asia and sub-Saharan Africa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">With small conical heads and jaws lacking teeth, pangolins have amazingly long, muscular, and sticky tongues that are perfect for reaching and lapping up ants and termites in deep cavities. Pangolins have poor vision, so they locate termite and ant nests with their strong sense of smell. A pangolin\u2019s tongue is attached near its pelvis and last pair of ribs, and when fully extended is longer than the animal\u2019s head and body. At rest a pangolin\u2019s tongue retracts into a sheath in its chest cavity. A pangolin\u2019s stomach is muscular and has keratinous spines projecting into its interior. Usually containing small stones, the stomach mashes and grinds prey in much the same manner as a bird\u2019s gizzard.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That stomach-spine thing\u2019s pretty weird. Sort of reminds me of the platypus. Not because the platypus has spines in its stomach, of course \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/AsYREFwxYFI\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">It doesn\u2019t, does it?<\/a> \u2014 but because it seems to be a collection of spare parts.<\/p>\n<p>This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCDPk9MG2RexnOMGTD-YnSnA\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">NatGeoWild<\/a> video calls it \u201cNature\u2019s Backhoe.\u201d That\u2019s not a bad thing\u00a0to be famous for, really. (And it\u2019s a sight better than being known as \u201cOl\u2019\u00a0Keratinous Spine Stomach.\u201d Or \u201cGod\u2019s Metal Artichoke.\u201d)<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pangolin | World&#039;s Weirdest\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gz4HXyxcess?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026and as the evening of the Sixth Day drew\u00a0nigh,\u00a0God thought\u00a0back over all the good creating He\u2019d polished off in\u00a0the last few days, and looked forward to a quiet, restful Sunday. And\u00a0coasted, maybe. Just a little. Because here\u2019s a metal artichoke. With a tongue. OK, that\u2019s not actually an artichoke. It\u2019s a\u00a0pangolin. 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