{"id":2982,"date":"2013-04-29T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T18:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/summathissummathat\/?p=2982"},"modified":"2015-01-11T15:43:10","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T22:43:10","slug":"wait-are-these-weeks-coming-two-at-a-time-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/summathissummathat\/2013\/04\/wait-are-these-weeks-coming-two-at-a-time-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait. Are These Weeks Coming Two at a Time Now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/109\/2013\/04\/shutterstock_80104624.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16218\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/109\/2013\/04\/shutterstock_80104624.jpg\" alt=\"shutterstock_80104624\" width=\"610\" height=\"464\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/blogs\/summathissummathat\/files\/2013\/04\/FixedOverwhelmed.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><br>\n<\/a>OK, so <a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/73ef11e140e2934a6525810ee0a0f8ce\/tumblr_mj7ei5hffJ1rxb5q2o1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">that\u2019s a rhetorical question<\/a>. But I can\u2019t always tell\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Take the last seven days in the Susanka household, for example. There was enough snow to\u00a0warrant\u00a0the\u00a0cancellation\u00a0of Son #2\u2019s \u00a0and Son #3\u2019s Little League practice. \u2026and enough sun that they ended up practicing <em>twice<\/em> before they were through. I (happily, but time-consumingly) took part in <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/phUxnXGhEiI\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">a late-night movie discussion<\/a> with a group of college seniors, and devoted an entire evening to that most nebulous, indefinable of entities: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vatican.va\/holy_father\/john_paul_ii\/apost_exhortations\/documents\/hf_jp-ii_exh_30121988_christifideles-laici_en.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">the Parish Council<\/a>.\u00a0Preparations\u00a0for Sarah\u2019s upcoming trip (with #7) necessitated a couple of hasty trips for birth certificates and drivers\u2019 license renewals \u2014 both much easier in Wyoming than in SoCal. The first four boys spent a significant chunk of the early week messing around with saws and maps. (Or was that <a href=\"http:\/\/edu.wyoming.gov\/programs\/statewide_assessment_system\/Statewide_Assessment_of_Student_Writing.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">SAWS<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nwea.org\/node\/98\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">MAPS<\/a>?) Also, we had two birthdays (#1 and #5). Plus, Son #6 fell while clambering across <a href=\"http:\/\/society6.com\/JessFink\/The-Perfect-Chair-Fort_Stretched-Canvas\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">an enormous chair fort<\/a> and knocked his two front teeth out. (The dentist put them back; now, we\u2019ll just have to wait and see if the pretzels he found yesterday are deal \u201cbreakers.\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>Whew.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, I can\u2019t tell if <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingsquid.com\/balance-beautiful-short-film-of-madir-eugsters-palm-branch-balancing-act\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">this is my life<\/a>\u00a0right now\u2026<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tobias Hutzler - BALANCE\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/62422161?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write; encrypted-media\"><\/iframe>\u2026or this.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"dit-video-embed\" src=\"http:\/\/snagplayer.video.dp.discovery.com\/615036\/snag-it-player.htm?auto=no\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I suppose there\u2019s an outside chance it\u2019s this, which would be really cool (and would definitely indicate a higher level of competence than I feel at the moment\u2026)<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Watermelon in 30 seconds or less (ORIGINAL)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FN4PF4ulNpk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\u2026though <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thehimalayantimes.com\/fullNews.php?headline=Eyewitness+describes+%27terrifying%27+Everest+brawl&amp;NewsID=374521\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">when push<\/a>\u00a0comes\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/news\/article.jsp?ymd=20130428&amp;content_id=46076172&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;c_id=mlb\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">to shove<\/a>, my life\u2019s probably best\u00a0captured by this:<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Epic - Slinky on a Treadmill\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/711bZ_pLusQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a blast, though. Really, it is.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026I\u2019d just like to <a href=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/fb880b7396266694055a65b4a9f05d52\/tumblr_inline_mhf8rxoavU1qz4rgp.gif\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">take a breath<\/a> every now and again. Is that <a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m3vit2oPDV1ru06ato1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">too much to ask<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; line-height: 14px;\"><strong>Attribution(s): <\/strong>\u201cCrazy\u201d provided by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shutterstock.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shutterstock<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so that\u2019s a rhetorical question. But I can\u2019t always tell\u2026 Take the last seven days in the Susanka household, for example. There was enough snow to\u00a0warrant\u00a0the\u00a0cancellation\u00a0of Son #2\u2019s \u00a0and Son #3\u2019s Little League practice. \u2026and enough sun that they ended up practicing twice before they were through. I (happily, but time-consumingly) took part in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1286,"featured_media":16218,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","category-quodlibets"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Wait. Are These Weeks Coming Two at a Time Now?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"OK, so that&#039;s a rhetorical question. But I can&#039;t always tell... 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