{"id":10109,"date":"2009-05-19T20:31:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T00:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/theanchoress\/?p=10109"},"modified":"2017-03-15T18:39:42","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T18:39:42","slug":"professional-pray-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theanchoress\/2009\/05\/19\/professional-pray-er\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Professional Pray-er&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><strong>I know many people<\/strong> who love the <a class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Jim Butcher\u2019s Dresden Files<\/a> series of novels, including <a href=\"http:\/\/happycatholic.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/well-said_19.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Julie at Happy Catholic<\/a>, whose recommendations are always worth taking, but I have been so enthralled with <a class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Terry Pratchett\u2019s Discword<\/a> series, I\u2019d neglected Harry Dresden.   Harry Dresden is a Wizard, and his office door reads:<\/p>\n<p><em>Harry Dresden \u2013 Wizard<br>\nLost Items Found, Paranormal Investigations.<br>\nConsulting, Advice, Reasonable Rates.<br>\nNo Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties or Other Entertainment<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yesterday, in talking about<\/strong> the list of folks I pray for (which I keep in my breviary) Buster teased, \u201cyou should put yourself in the phonebook like Harry Dresden, only make it, \u201cAnchoress; Professional Pray-er.  <em>If your life\u2019s a horror-story, bring it to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/theanchoress\/2009\/05\/15\/i-need-an-oratory\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">her Oratory<\/a>!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The thing quickly descended into dementia and bad puns as Buster riffed, \u201cyou can be like that Sham-Wow guy: \u201cShe\u2019s got yer Jesus, she\u2019s got yer Mary!  She\u2019ll chant you a p-salm on the <em>pcheap<\/em>!  Rosaries at a nominal price, by the bead or by the decade!  If you think you\u2019re too great a sinner, if you think you can\u2019t pray, she\u2019ll say <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thehtm.org\/catalog\/index.php?cPath=27&amp;osCsid=b851130a28bd472eefa90c8f0163397d\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>\u2018I-con!\u2019<\/em><\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it\u2019s a joke, and I am by no means a \u201cprofessional pray-er\u201d (those would be our our monastic friends and many, many many others, both Catholic and non-Catholic) but I did get into the joke.  \u201cI could have Billy May screaming at people in my ads,\u201d I said, \u201cShe once was lost, but now is found!  You need a saint?  She\u2019ll give you a saint a day, thousands of saints!  All kindsa devotions, and no hidden fees.  Is your life a big stain?  She\u2019ll get that stain out, <em>ora pro nobleach<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Fun having the kid home from school.<\/p>\n<p>But, on a more serious note, because I know so many of my readers really are heaven-stormers of the first order, people willing to pray whenever a need is known, (and particularly if you keep a prayer list of your own) I\u2019m asking you to please remember to pray for Elizabeth, a 29 year old woman, who has just learned she has an inoperable brain tumor, and faces a very tough road.<\/p>\n<p>This is where I would incorporate the helpful prayers of of our friend, John Cardinal O\u2019 Connor, who also <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Cardinal_O%27Connor\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">had a brain tumor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Let us pray.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"http:\/\/ws.amazon.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=V20070822%2FUS%2Ftheanchoress-20%2F8005%2Ff05e8e2c-0b2f-47f2-babf-a04a0a207104&amp;Operation=NoScript\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Amazon.com Widgets<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know many people who love the Jim Butcher\u2019s Dresden Files series of novels, including Julie at Happy Catholic, whose recommendations are always worth taking, but I have been so enthralled with Terry Pratchett\u2019s Discword series, I\u2019d neglected Harry Dresden. 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