{"id":14740,"date":"2009-12-09T20:37:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T00:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/blogs\/theanchoress\/?p=14740"},"modified":"2017-03-10T23:53:00","modified_gmt":"2017-03-10T23:53:00","slug":"congress-of-lucy-and-charlie-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theanchoress\/2009\/12\/09\/congress-of-lucy-and-charlie-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress of Lucy and Charlie Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I had a conversation today<\/strong>, with a young adult in my family, a sweet-natured, gentle and very moral person with a highly functioning brain, who still favors free markets and a strong military, but has adopted some socialist leanings, nonetheless.<\/p>\n

We have many interesting and loud discussions about health care and global warming. Neither of us has ever managed to convince the other of anything, but we do argue respectfully, and we know when not to engage the other.<\/p>\n

This person wandered over today and said:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cIt looks like the public option is really dead. I can\u2019t believe it.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which I replied, \u201cwell, don\u2019t believe it; you\u2019ll have your public option within the next six months, when Congress pulls their inevitable trigger.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEven the trigger may not happen,\u201d I heard. \u201cJoe Lieberman may make sure of that!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe trigger will<\/em> happen,\u201d I replied, \u201ctrust me. All of this is a big fat game the Democrats are playing.\u201d
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\nWe all know that high drama of health care is merely for show.<\/strong> The Democrats are just doing whatever they have to do to make the moderates and the GOP comfortable enough to pass it.<\/p>\n

The GOP is either too stupid to realize this, or they just don\u2019t care: the Democrats are Lucy with the football, and they are Charlie Brown. Once again, they\u2019ll allow themselves to be talked into a punt, and once again, the Democrats will pull the ball away, and the GOP will land on its back, wincing and gazing at the empty sky, while the Dems laugh at them for being such chumps.<\/p>\n

Or perhaps chumpery<\/em> is all the GOP is looking for; they\u2019re not even trying to stop<\/em> the bill. No one is screaming \u201cno,\u201d no one is filibustering; they\u2019re just looking for whatever amendments they can eek out so they have something to point to, for their constituents.<\/p>\n

Back in 2005 I wrote about what I saw as an impending coup<\/a>:<\/p>\n

. . .on the world stage there stride some masters of the sleight-of-hand and the misdirection \u2013 you can recognize them because they are all of a mind, and of a piece, and they are all working different parts of the same trick.<\/p>\n

But if you can recognize a trick for what it is, you can prevail against it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

These aren\u2019t even master-illusionists fooling a crowd anymore;<\/strong> they\u2019re cheesy Vegas magicians who are getting away with their tricks because the audience is too distracted, too drunk and too tired to pay them much mind.<\/p>\n

But I didn\u2019t say all that to my young wonderer. I simply replied, \u201cyou will get everything you want, regardless of what you see happening right now. This is all a huge game, and it\u2019s not even being played well.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI wish I could be as optimistic as you.\u201d<\/p>\n

I shook my head. \u201cI am not optimistic; that was not optimism. You\u2019re watching a game; the outcome is pre-determined. There is no way to truly stop one side, and the other team is waiting out the clock because they know they have no play. And you and I know that if things keep going as they are, there won\u2019t even be a reason to suit up, soon, because there will be no more contests. Game over.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI think our country is being run by children<\/a>,\u201d came the disgusted mutter.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes,\u201d I agreed. \u201cAnd they lie.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

A very unsatisfying exchange, for both of us.<\/p>\n

Remaking America<\/a>, indeed.<\/strong> I did not bother to get into the EPA ruling that has essentially handed Obama the power<\/a> (but for lawsuits and stalling tactics) to do pretty much as he damn well pleases<\/a>, with or without congressional consent. When Obama goes to Copenhagen next week, he will deliver<\/a> the US Economy unto them<\/a>. His Messianic moment<\/a>, built on a long-culled untruth<\/a>, and the most transparent thuggery<\/a> you\u2019ll ever see.<\/p>\n

This kid left my house this evening wondering about a move away from America.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere will you go,\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know. Maybe France. Maybe New Zealand.\u201d Places where there is an illusion that healthcare is free and the economy and ecology \u201cwork.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAh,\u201d I said, \u201cthat\u2019s funny; I got an email from a conservative, today, wondering if he should move to Mexico, where he<\/em> can be free. To work.\u201d<\/p>\n

The far right is unhappy.<\/strong> The far left is unhappy. People on both sides are talking about leaving America, which to them suddenly seems unexceptional, except in the swiftness of this chaotic but unbloody coup<\/a>, and not worth fighting for.<\/p>\n

So, it appears, it may well be left up to the broad center of the nation, to save America from the cliff toward which she is speeding. If America\u2019s centrists are, in fact, pragmatic and sensible people inclined to err on the side of caution, then we may yet recover our balance.<\/p>\n

If, however, they are lodged in the center because that\u2019s the most comfortable place to be apathetic, then we\u2019re headed for a huge tumble.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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