{"id":191,"date":"2005-01-20T20:00:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-20T20:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theanchoressonline.com\/archives\/2005\/01\/20\/stephen-crane-has-the-last-word-on-dowd\/"},"modified":"2015-03-13T20:49:06","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T20:49:06","slug":"stephen-crane-has-the-last-word-on-dowd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theanchoress\/2005\/01\/20\/stephen-crane-has-the-last-word-on-dowd\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Crane has the last word on Dowd"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family:arial\">I\u2019m not going to write about her, because <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/01\/20\/opinion\/20dowd.html?hp\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span style=\"font-family:arial\">she\u2019s just too screwed up and pathetic and sad<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial\"> and I feel sorry for her. But Drew over at <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/darnfloor.blogspot.com\/2005\/01\/good-gowd-miss-dowd.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span style=\"font-family:arial\">Darn Floor<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial\"> has both the energy and the intestinal fortitude to give the woman a thumping good fisking. He throws in some round mocking for good measure.\n<p>I frankly think nothing else needs to be said about Mo Dowd, because Stephen Crane said it a century ago \u2013 as though he\u2019d glimpsed her through vellum, or through the distance and fog of a hundred years, and left us her song: <\/p><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%\"><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%\">In the Desert<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%\"><em>In the desert<br>I saw a creature, naked, bestial,<br>Who, squatting upon the ground,<br>Held his heart in his hands,<br>And ate of it.<br>I said, \u201cIs it good, friend?\u201d<br>\u201cIt is bitter \u2013 bitter\u201d, he answered,<br>\u201cBut I like it<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family:lucida grande\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%\"><em>Because it is bitter,<br>And because it is my heart.\u201d<br><\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%\">Stephen Crane, 1899<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not going to write about her, because she\u2019s just too screwed up and pathetic and sad and I feel sorry for her. 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