I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.<\/p>\n
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.<\/p>\n
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He\u2019s all right now.<\/p>\n
The roundest knight at King Arthur\u2019s round table was Sir Cumference.<\/p>\n
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his Work.<\/p>\n
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.<\/p>\n
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.<\/p>\n
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.<\/p>\n
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.<\/p>\n
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.<\/p>\n
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.<\/p>\n
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.<\/p>\n
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.<\/p>\n
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.<\/p>\n
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.<\/p>\n
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Thanks, Fausta<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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