When Canadian Geese fall out of trees and onto windshields, we MUST be in end times!<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve never seen anything like that in my life.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m driving home from picking up Buster\u2019s latest prescription \u2013 and I see this giant Canadian goose\u2026at least 25 lbs or more, fall through a tree, shattering<\/em> the windshield of a passing car!<\/p>\n I pull over to the side, to see if the driver is alright, and all I\u2019m thinking is:<\/p>\n WHAT THE??? CANADIAN GOOSE DO NOT SIT IN TREES!<\/p>\n They don\u2019t do they?<\/p>\n I couldn\u2019t believe it! The goose was tumbling through the branches reminding me of Elmer Fudd when he suddenly finds that he\u2019s walked off a cliff and is standing on thin air. The arms \u2013 or wings \u2013 and legs were flailing, and the bird just dropped and dropped and then, BOOM!<\/p>\n Thankfully, the gent driving the car was unhurt, but he and his wife were certainly shaken up. And the poor goose was simply laying there, broken, bleeding and breathing heavily.<\/p>\n We were soon joined by other drivers, and the local barber and his customer, who had seen the whole thing (the customer, a big, giant Tony Sopranoesque sort of guy, face half shaved, was in charge\u2026\u201dyou awright? Everyone awright? Awright, den, let\u2019s cawl 911!\u201d), so I felt ok about leaving the scene to get my sick kid home.<\/p>\n And as we drove away, all Buster kept saying was\u2026Canadian Geese don\u2019t SIT in trees, DO THEY?<\/p>\n My question too.<\/p>\n Does anyone out there know?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When Canadian Geese fall out of trees and onto windshields, we MUST be in end times! I\u2019ve never seen anything like that in my life. I\u2019m driving home from picking up Buster\u2019s latest prescription \u2013 and I see this giant Canadian goose\u2026at least 25 lbs or more, fall through a tree, shattering the windshield of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":112,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-all-about-me-me-me"],"yoast_head":"\n