\n \u2014 Mark Twain<\/p>\n
If the press loves you, you can do no wrong.<\/strong> If they hate you, you can do no right. In either case, what they are presenting is distorted and therefore unfair to their subjects or their readers.<\/p>\n I touched yesterday<\/a> on the media double-standard regarding presidential work-outs, but Michelle Malkin does a better job of fleshing it out<\/a>:<\/p>\n \nAh, the perks of media affection. On Christmas Day, the Washington Post delivered a front-page paean to Barack Obama\u2019s workout habits. The 1,233-word ode to O\u2019s physical fitness read more like a Harlequin romance novel than an A-1 news article.<\/p>\n Sighed smitten reporter Eli Zaslow,<\/p>\n \u201cThe sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n \u2026 Former Washington Post writer Jonathan Chait famously attacked Bush three years ago in an opinion piece for the Los Angeles Times headlined \u201cThe (over)exercise of power.\u201d Recounting how President Bush ran 3.5 miles a day and preached more cross-training to a federal judge, Chait fumed,<\/p>\n \u201cAm I the only person who finds this disturbing? \u2026 What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.\u201d<\/strong> (emphasis mine -admin)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n No, he wasn\u2019t<\/a>. Maureen Dowd called Bush \u201cpsychopathic\u201d<\/a> about exercise. Presumably, she will find it Obama\u2019s daily workouts and fat-ratio fixation rather more endearing.<\/p>\n The press corp mostly sneered at Bush\u2019s commitment to exercise<\/strong>. They sneered<\/a> at Condi Rice\u2019s exercise regimen, as well; she was the over-achiever subsuming her emotions to the treadmill, or whatever<\/a>. But Sen. Obama? They\u2019re turning him into \u201cChesty McCheesecake*\u201d, (and he seems a willing exhibitionist) probably because they haven\u2019t got a clue who he really is or what he\u2019s really about. And perhaps Obama likes it that way; he seems to be smart enough to know that if he gives them his chest, he needn\u2019t bother giving them his thoughts.<\/p>\n All the press can do is hope and prey.<\/p>\n President Bush, who famously never enters the Oval Office in anything but a suit-and-tie, likely had too much respect for the Office of the Presidency to make a point of walking around shirtless. But had he done so \u2013 had he moseyed out of a workout with shirt in hand and pecs glistening, can\u2019t you just imagine how the press would have howled about it, decrying his \u201cvanity\u201d in displaying the effects of his workouts? Of course they would have.<\/p>\n American \u201creporters\u201d have become the political equivalent of teen magazine editors<\/strong>; this person is so hunky and in<\/em>, this other person is so dweeby and out<\/em>! Our cover boy loves argula and hates rainy days. He loves to work out and hates to see sad puppies! Send us your secret Barack fantasy! Special edition Barack Poster: Photoshop yourself in his arms!<\/p>\n They\u2019re even giving us the beefcake photos of the slender, chest-waxed non-threatening male<\/a> (ala Bobby Sherman and David Cassidy) who is about to be sworn in as president. How dreamy! Win a dream date with The Prez! We don\u2019t actually know him or have a clue how he\u2019ll lead, but In Bod we Trust<\/a>, so let\u2019s all just look at his pecs<\/a>!<\/p>\n Does all of this portend a presidency of style over substance? I doubt it; Obama will not get the same \u201cvacation from history\u201d that Bill Clinton enjoyed. In serious times such as these<\/a>, I suspect a salivating press does not do an American President any favors when it turns him into a beefcake pin-up.<\/p>\n Don\u2019t get me wrong,<\/strong> I think it\u2019s great that the president-elect and the future first-lady work out; we Americans can use the encouragement and example. It\u2019s just too bad that for the last eight years the press did not see it \u201cequally as fit\u201d to praise a presidential work-out regime as an admirable, and not suspect, thing. And all because the guy had an R after his name, instead of a D.<\/p>\n Whether sighing over a godling president or treating another to 8 years of schoolyard name-calling, or bolstering an inarticulate and unaccomplished \u201cprincess\u201d after destroying a \u201cmuch too common\u201d Governor<\/a> who could run rings around her, American Journalism is largely in the hands of a bunch of 14 year olds.<\/p>\n *<\/strong>For the record, although people are picking up on the \u201cChesty McCheesecake\u201d thing, I\u2019m not actually calling<\/em> President-elect Obama that; I am simply pointing out a vibe the press is creating and rather thoughtlessly encouraging.<\/p>\n Also,<\/strong> Kate wonders, how will Obama stand the stress of Dubya\u2019s job if he can\u2019t handle the stress of a much lesser job<\/a>.<\/p>\n WELCOME<\/strong> La Malkin readers<\/a>. While you\u2019re here, please look around. Since it\u2019s still the Octave of Christmas you might enjoy this story<\/a>, and we\u2019re in praise of Adoration, here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cIf you don\u2019t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.\u201d \u2014 Mark Twain If the press loves you, you can do no wrong. If they hate you, you can do no right. 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\nFor adoring journalists, you see, Obama\u2019s workout fanaticism demonstrates the discipline and balance in his life. Apparently, what\u2019s good for Obama\u2019s glistening pecs is good for the country\u2026
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\nToo bad the doughy, McDonald\u2019s-chomping, coffee-guzzling members of the White House press corps couldn\u2019t see the merits of White House exercise over the past eight years. After giggling about his out-of-shape colleagues in the media, Zaslow mentioned in passing that President George W. Bush shares Obama\u2019s commitment to health. What he failed to acknowledge is that the same reporters who so greatly admire Obama\u2019s lithe figure derided Bush for his training schedule.<\/p>\n