Another flashback \u2013 this time Sandra Bullock. It\u2019s 10-12 years earlier and she is a smart reporter trying to get out of the shadow of a dumb-but-perky American Sweetheart NewsDitz. Gets a line on a way to infiltrate Rush Limbaugh\u2019s workplace (which, being ten years ago, my brain put in NY) and figures an \u201cinsider\u201d expose detailing Limbaugh\u2019s maniacal management and dubious empire will get her noticed and make her America\u2019s New \u201cSMART\u201d Sweetheart NewsDitz. Like the baseball player, she tries too hard to find the dirt, comes face-to-face with a genial and pleasant Limbaugh who humorously has her walked outside and left, storyless and disgraced. We see her in present times, divorced, Mommy-tracked \u2013 she encounters a thug she once helped put behind bars, and he doesn\u2019t even remember her enough to hate her. She\u2019s depressed. She dreams of redeeming herself, especially since the Sweetheart AnchorDitz is now Press Secretary to the President, but just looking at current news programs activates the gag-reflex.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Isn\u2019t the poster FABULOUS? And I love the title! \u201cChasing Rush\u201d<\/p>\n
Thanks to talented reader Brian J \u2013 I LOVE it.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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