{"id":460,"date":"2011-09-15T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theatheistrabbi\/2011\/09\/blame-it-on-the-rain.html"},"modified":"2011-09-15T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T21:40:00","slug":"blame-it-on-the-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theatheistrabbi\/2011\/09\/blame-it-on-the-rain.html","title":{"rendered":"Blame It On The Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know whether he\u2019ll win or not, but if he does we can rest assured that our country will be in the hands of God.\u00a0 This is because not only is Perry a good evangelical Christian, he has also been the recipient of supernatural guideposts throughout his life.<\/p>\n<p>Here, courtesy of rightwingwatch.org, you can hear for yourself about one of the great supernatural miracles that led Perry on his path in life.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It rained.\u00a0 Thirty inches.<\/p>\n<p>Well that is a lot of rain.<\/p>\n<p>However, I\u2019m a little unsure about whether Perry really understands the definition of \u201csupernatural.\u201d\u00a0 As I understand it, and maybe I\u2019m wrong here, if water falls out of the sky it is what we generally call a natural phenomenon.\u00a0 If, say, it rains ping pong balls, that could be a supernatural occurrence.\u00a0 Or <a href=\"http:\/\/livepage.apple.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mr. Moose<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If the economy doesn\u2019t improve soon, we\u2019re going to be in for a whole lot more of this.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know whether he\u2019ll win or not, but if he does we can rest assured that our country will be in the hands of God.\u00a0 This is because not only is Perry a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2281,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[12,18,33],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogentries","tag-fundamentalist-christianity","tag-humor","tag-politics"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Blame It On The Rain<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know whether he\u2019ll win or\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theatheistrabbi\/2011\/09\/blame-it-on-the-rain.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Blame It On The Rain\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Given the state of the economy and job market, we should perhaps begin to ready ourselves for President Rick Perry.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know whether he\u2019ll win or\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/theatheistrabbi\/2011\/09\/blame-it-on-the-rain.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Atheist Rabbi\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-09-15T21:40:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Jeffrey L. 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