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Upon hearing the news of his advancement, The Boy declared \u201cHuzzah! I leveled up!\u201d. <\/p>\n

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This from the child that kicked, wailed, and screamed when I made him start serving. I was the meanest mom ever for an entire year as I forced him into stuffy clothes to sweat under a hot, itchy collard cassock. And the shoes! Oh, the humanity! The dress shoes! When they were new and not broken in he squeaked from one end of the altar to the next. It was mortifying and I was a horrible horrible mother who hated her son for making him endure these humiliations. <\/p>\n

Such were his histrionics that he had me actually questioning whether I was doing the right thing. No one wants to make their kid loathe church. <\/p>\n

But really\u2026 what\u2019s a bi-weekly altar serving obligation when compared to the time and energy he invests in other activities like scouting and baseball? Three hours a month to serve at the altar of our Lord v. 40 hours a month playing baseball and scouting. When I put it like that he felt like a schmuck and stopped fighting me. <\/p>\n

Catholic guilt for the win. <\/p>\n

But you see, it had a happy ending. It was worth the struggle to stand my ground. Two years later and he\u2019s super excited to be advancing the ranks. Even more exciting is the next level, that of thurible whirler, which involves every boy\u2019s favorite thing, SMOKE AND FIRE. <\/p>\n

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