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\u2026 I would like to take a moment to publicly thank the idiot that shut down an entire interstate during the height of the early morning commuter traffic\u2026 for a dead battery. Here, let me make this clear. Move that shit out of the road. Don\u2019t sit there taking up THREE of the four lanes of traffic while your buddy gives your battery a jump\u2026 in the middle of *@1&! interstate. <\/p>\n

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Man, I wish it was socially acceptable to drink during business hours.<\/p>\n

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