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\u2026 due to it\u2019s content, today\u2019s Malta Monday has been moved to my twitter account. It does contain language not suitable for young readers, and low brow humor that most of you will find distasteful\u2026 and that I should probably be ashamed for finding humorous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nmalta monday...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"... due to it's content, today's Malta Monday has been moved to my twitter account. 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