{"id":11040,"date":"2013-08-22T00:32:32","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T04:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=11040"},"modified":"2017-01-26T21:37:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T02:37:28","slug":"country-crescat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2013\/08\/country-crescat.html","title":{"rendered":"Country Crescat &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 Things I\u2019ve seen in my back yard; rabbits, deer, skunks, chupacabra or possibly a bear, coyotes, raccoon, snakes, and a confused, inebriated redneck who wandered onto my property. It only stands to reason that my cat would befriend an opossum and my son would subsequently name it Potemius Crouch and feed it table scraps. <\/p>\n<p>I feel like I\u2019m one jug of moon shine away from this \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/08\/Man-Dances-With-His-Raccoon-Partner-In-Crime.gif\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2013\/08\/Man-Dances-With-His-Raccoon-Partner-In-Crime.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"Man-Dances-With-His-Raccoon-Partner-In-Crime\" width=\"245\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11042\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 Things I\u2019ve seen in my back yard; rabbits, deer, skunks, chupacabra or possibly a bear, coyotes, raccoon, snakes, and a confused, inebriated redneck who wandered onto my property. 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