{"id":11541,"date":"2013-09-26T11:56:34","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T15:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=11541"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:16:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T03:16:09","slug":"ask-me-how-the-diets-going","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2013\/09\/ask-me-how-the-diets-going.html","title":{"rendered":"Ask me how the diet&#8217;s going &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 It\u2019s only day three and I\u2019m already fantasizing about food. <em>Real<\/em> food. 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