{"id":11683,"date":"2013-10-01T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T16:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=11683"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:32:13","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T22:32:13","slug":"when-the-govt-shut-downs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2013\/10\/when-the-govt-shut-downs.html","title":{"rendered":"When The Gov’t Shut Downs …"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u2026 EVERYONE DIES! Because you can\u2019t enroll for Obamacare<\/p>\n

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We're sorry, but we will not be tweeting or responding to @ replies during the government shutdown. We'll be back as soon as possible!<\/p>\n
\u2014 CDC Flu (@CDCFlu) October 1, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n