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In Social Studies today, my son asked his teacher how come Obama hasn\u2019t been impeached yet when all Nixon did was break into an office building. Tomorrow I\u2019m anticipating his expulsion from school and my arrest for being a treasonous racist. <\/p>\n

After dinner, The Boy & I headed to a local park to walk the track. While there we spotted a group of ladies prancercising! Did you know people find it super creepy if you just walk up behind them and try to join in? <\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Maybe I\u2019ll buy myself a nice piece of original artwork<\/a> to take the sting off of being socially awkward. <\/p>\n

Speaking of being socially awkward\u2026 there are people STILL talking and writing about the Pope\u2019s interview. I know! <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"