{"id":1197,"date":"2010-03-03T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2010\/03\/hump-day-humor-5\/"},"modified":"2017-01-26T18:30:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T23:30:28","slug":"hump-day-humor-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2010\/03\/hump-day-humor-5.html","title":{"rendered":"hump day humor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 or I may never understand boys. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday the precious fruit on my womb, also know as The Boy, was getting ready for his bath in the evening. 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