{"id":12608,"date":"2014-01-30T18:39:24","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T23:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/?p=12608"},"modified":"2017-01-25T19:45:02","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T00:45:02","slug":"parent-shaming-and-3m-dollar-shelves-disguised-as-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2014\/01\/parent-shaming-and-3m-dollar-shelves-disguised-as-art.html","title":{"rendered":"Parent Shaming and $3M Dollar Shelves Disguised As Art&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>In today\u2019s <em>Shitty Art News<\/em>\u2026 parents let kid climb on 3 million dollar Ikea shelves. <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/parents-let-their-kid-crawl-all-over-3-million-sculptu-1510658139\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Parents and child immediately shamed on Twitter by uppity Brooklyn gallery owner<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2014\/01\/2014-01-30_1257.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/66\/2014\/01\/2014-01-30_1257.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"2014-01-30_1257\" width=\"565\" height=\"648\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12610\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The shelving installation disguised as art is the only <em>horrible <\/em>thing I see in this photo. I don\u2019t know, the poor kid just looks bored and maybe the parents were just distracted or didn\u2019t recognize it for art or any number of scenarios we simply can\u2019t tell from this single photo. The internet shaming gallery owner stated the parents got defensive when she confronted them, but who really knows. We weren\u2019t there.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, has it come to this? Don\u2019t do anything remotely silly or questionable in public folks, lest you be publicly shamed and told by people who don\u2019t know a thing about you that you should never breed or wear ugly hats or something. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Related<\/strong>:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2010\/05\/stating-the-obvious.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"> Looks like I\u2019m a horrible parent to a horrible child too.<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In today\u2019s Shitty Art News\u2026 parents let kid climb on 3 million dollar Ikea shelves. Parents and child immediately shamed on Twitter by uppity Brooklyn gallery owner. The shelving installation disguised as art is the only horrible thing I see in this photo. I don\u2019t know, the poor kid just looks bored and maybe the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-behaving-badly"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Parent Shaming and $3M Dollar Shelves Disguised As Art...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"In today&#039;s Shitty Art News... parents let kid climb on 3 million dollar Ikea shelves. 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