{"id":1512,"date":"2009-10-08T11:49:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T11:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/10\/the-crescat-on-alcohol\/"},"modified":"2017-01-25T18:54:29","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T23:54:29","slug":"the-crescat-on-alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/10\/the-crescat-on-alcohol.html","title":{"rendered":"the crescat on alcohol&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 two things; you might have a problem with your love of alcohol if you travel with an air mattress and sleeping bag in the trunk of your car \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 or you enthusiastically proclaim the upside to all your heart meds and blood thinners is that you are now a cheap drunk.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/18613340-7816334134585696408?l=thecrescat.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 two things; 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