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\u2026 stopped at a red light on my way into work I found myself sitting behind one those<\/span> people, those crazy people with their cars littered with bumper stickers. I suspect people who do that are not satisfied simply to tell everyone they meet their opinions, they also have to drive around town with it plastered to the ass end of their car. Yeah, those types. <\/p>\n

This one had them all though\u2026 Vegan, Peace, Bush blows, Conservatives suck, keep abortion safe and legal, I heart Obama, keep your rosaries off my ovaries, don\u2019t breed em if you can\u2019t em, the pope\u2019s a dope\u2026 need I go on. <\/p>\n

So naturally I did what any intelligent, sane, rational not in the least bit bat shit crazy person would do in a situation like this\u2026 as soon as the light turned green I floored it and jumped in front of him at the next stop light so he could read all my gun toting, pro-life, papist, conservative, my religion kicked your ass bumper stickers. <\/p>\n

Yeah, that\u2019ll show \u2019em\u2026 <\/p>\n

That\u2019ll show \u2019em that every preconceived stereotype he may have about the religious right was just confirmed by me and my one act of stupidity and hypocrisy. <\/p>\n

At lunch today I borrowed a co-workers scraper and removed all the stickers from my back windshield. If anyone is going to know me for my beliefs I want them to know it from my actions and not because they back end of my car had to tell them.<\/p>\n

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