{"id":1685,"date":"2009-08-06T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/08\/yeah-not-so-much\/"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:18:59","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T22:18:59","slug":"yeah-not-so-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/08\/yeah-not-so-much.html","title":{"rendered":"yeah, not so much&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/thecrescat.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/online-dating.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">my research is complete<\/a>. I have no further use of online dating sites as a resource. I am much more charming in person, in ways that a profile or email couldn\u2019t fully convey. That and \u2026 oh my. <\/p>\n<p>Without going too much into depth, I\u2019ll just say that I have a very CLEAR definition of the word \u201cdivorced\u201d and what it does NOT mean \u2026 it does not mean \u201cseparated with the proceedings still in progrss\u201d, \u201cnot happily married\u201d, \u201chaven\u2019t gotten around to moving out, but I plan to.\u201d \u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n<p>I am going to retreat back into entertaining nun fantasies until I fully recover from the trauma.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/18613340-6132164674342474252?l=thecrescat.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 my research is complete. I have no further use of online dating sites as a resource. I am much more charming in person, in ways that a profile or email couldn\u2019t fully convey. That and \u2026 oh my. Without going too much into depth, I\u2019ll just say that I have a very CLEAR definition [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>yeah, not so much...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"... my research is complete. I have no further use of online dating sites as a resource. 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