{"id":1736,"date":"2009-07-02T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T12:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/07\/your-submissions-make-baby-jesus-cry\/"},"modified":"2017-01-25T17:19:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T22:19:28","slug":"your-submissions-make-baby-jesus-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thecrescat\/2009\/07\/your-submissions-make-baby-jesus-cry.html","title":{"rendered":"your submissions make Baby Jesus cry…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Number 1

\u2026 and on the third day He arose and was like \u201cWhaaaat?\u201d and the people were like \u201cWhaaaaat?\u201d <\/p>\n

Number 2
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Number 3
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Number 4

Captain Nemo\u2019s tabernacle\u2026 arrrrgh, matey.<\/p>\n

Number 5

Rock Monster will eat your priests.<\/p>\n

Number 6

Grrrrr. I haz tiger!<\/p>\n

Number 7

The um\u2026 erected Jesus.<\/p>\n

Number 8

Soooo gay! <\/p>\n

Number 9

Nightmares!<\/p>\n

Number 10

I haz center cut pleaz.<\/p>\n

Number 11
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Number 12
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Number 13
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Number 14
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Number 15

Sith Madonna<\/p>\n

Number 16
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Number 17
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Number 18
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Number 19

Moth Man Prophecy <\/p>\n

Number 20
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Number 21

Stairway to Heaven<\/p>\n

Number #22
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Number #23
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Number #24

My obelisk is bigger than yours. <\/p>\n

Number #25
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Number #26
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Number #27
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Number #28

Mormon Jesus<\/p>\n

Number #29
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Number #30
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Number #31
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Number #33
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Number #36
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Number #37
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Number #39
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Number #40
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Number #41
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Number #42
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Number #43
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Number #44
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Number #45

Putrid Pieta<\/p>\n

Number #46

\u201cI\u2019m melting\u2026.. meeeelting. Oh what a world!\u201d<\/p>\n

Number #47
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Number #48

Tin Man<\/p>\n

Number #49
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Number #50
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\u2026 that\u2019s all folks. No more submissions will be taken. Over the next day or two I will tag the photos and voting will begin shortly. I will keep you all posted. <\/p>\n

I want to thank all who participated in this contest of visual assault.<\/p>\n

ps- used my executive authority and deleted the controversial Trinity submission\u2026 only because my Abuelita has a similar statue on her night stand; right in between the Divino Nino and glow in the dark plastic Madonna. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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