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\u2026 Catholic Viral mashed up a few posts<\/a> from Holy Whapping<\/a>, Acts of the Apostasy<\/a>, and yours truly<\/a> to create this bit of amazing.<\/p>\n

$\"1-Clan-Donaldson-Art-838x524\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

You\u2019re looking at a design by Catholic Viral based on proposed Catholic comedies and reality TV shows that need to exist now. The above is a reality series I suggested based on large Catholic families, where camera crews follow a day in the life of the Donaldson clan<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Below is a redecorating show based on an experience I had in RCIA<\/a> when a sponsor told me I should have a crucifix in every room. <\/p>\n

$\"4-team-Catholic-Decor\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Basically someone shows up to a recent convert\u2019s home and adds the obligatory Catholic \u201cflair.\u201d The show would look something like this\u2026<\/p>\n

$\"bring_me_the_tschotke_STAT\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

But that\u2019s just two, there TWENTY more \u2013 Like *M*A*S*S* and Old Habits Die Hard<\/a>. I don\u2019t know about you but if I was in a decision making position down at EWTN I\u2019d certainly be taking some notes. <\/p>\n

Special thanks to Catholic Viral<\/a> for putting these together. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"